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being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social watched the stream with my wife, I
pointed you and Allison out and she said you guys looked adorable.

¿Y Tú Mama TAMBIÉN? ¿En esta economía??

men will literally try to hit a G5 instead of going to therapy

Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'

Call me a homeopathic dilution the way my concentration is extremely low and I don't do anything people are hoping I'll do

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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

We still doing cats over here?

twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
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mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Someone found the box of fabric

good morning bluesky, Lily thinks it's a great day for another cat picture

never really got into posting on the bird app and I don't expect that to change here but nature abhors a vacuum &c. so here's my cat

pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life