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Coming here from tumblr, never experienced twitter. If I commit faux pas or do anything embarrassing pls KEEP IT TO YOURSELF 🗣️🗣️
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nico & hazel
[ #hoo #pjo #myart #rrverse ]
January 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
hey do you guys ever think about how TERRIFIED nico must have been in SoN when hazel was going on the quest with percy. like yeah hes more or less accepted that bianca’s death wasn’t percy’s fault but the last time his sister went on a quest with percy he never saw her again. ik he was freaking out
January 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My Nico do Angelo headcanons: a thread
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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people who requested this.... it's actually happening..
(hades siblings hanging out)
January 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
oh boy I can’t wait for my last ever TikToks Before Bed!!!

The us government at 9:30 PM:
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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December 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM
A candle warmer lamp is legitimately one of the best purchases ive ever made. The candles last forever, my house smells great, it’s on a timer so I don’t have to remember to turn it off, there’s no open flame so I don’t have to worry about arson. 10/10 would recommend
December 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Consider
Milk
Coffee (only needs a bit for flavor)
Creamer (I use hazelnut flavored)
Powdered hot chocolate (lots)
Vanilla syrup
Cinnamon stick put in cup
My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition
December 23, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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My milk frother also heats as it froths, and I've discovered that if I add in powdered chocolate, I can make a delightfully frothed hot chocolate in under a minute. This is dangerous knowledge for a man of my considerable appetites and wild, hedonistic disposition
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
December 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Coffee isn’t enough for this day.

But cocaine is a bit too much.

So we have a problem.
December 20, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Look at this hair I did everyone go ooo and aaa
December 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets
December 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Life when there’s no one else in the breakroom
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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People who've never been dependent on a paycheck should not get to decide how long you can go without yours.
December 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Can I crash out pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
December 18, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
December 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Brb printing out this picture and taping it to everything I own
December 18, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Coming here from tumblr, never experienced twitter. If I commit faux pas or do anything embarrassing pls KEEP IT TO YOURSELF 🗣️🗣️
December 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM