@Banani
@banani.bsky.social
Manic Pixie Dreamgirl who grew up and now knows too much. Naked magician, holistic hussy, ex cheer leader who got kicked off the team for being A Bit Much, future trapeze artist (currently in circus school)
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As a student of history, I have been wondering for months how many equivalents of historical tipping-points we have to pass before there is an uprising.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
As a student of history, I have been wondering for months how many equivalents of historical tipping-points we have to pass before there is an uprising.
Reminder, this man has literal brain worms.
this man has blood on his hands and everyone who supported him and excused him has blood on their hands and I do not want to hear a single fucking Democrat with any position other than "impeach and remove him immediately"
he and his MAHA movement are child killers
he and his MAHA movement are child killers
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reminder, this man has literal brain worms.
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I don't get why they're all fucking like this. So many platforms are built into something worthwhile by sex workers and then the owners turn their backs and try to jettison them. It's disgusting. Exploitative goddamn capitalist arseholes.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don't get why they're all fucking like this. So many platforms are built into something worthwhile by sex workers and then the owners turn their backs and try to jettison them. It's disgusting. Exploitative goddamn capitalist arseholes.
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Pls I loathe masto 😭😭 maybe I should finally complete my tumbler girlie arc. 10 years late is fine right?
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pls I loathe masto 😭😭 maybe I should finally complete my tumbler girlie arc. 10 years late is fine right?
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They've been systematically throttling engagement through some opaque algorithmic fuckery for months, everyone has felt it. This is just one more anti-SW measure in a long line
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They've been systematically throttling engagement through some opaque algorithmic fuckery for months, everyone has felt it. This is just one more anti-SW measure in a long line
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I will never shut up about this. I will never stop advocating for us.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I will never shut up about this. I will never stop advocating for us.
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When you label our non-sexual content as adult, deny our appeals, AND make it difficult for users to choose to see adult content (by adding extra steps), you effectively make it more difficult for SWers to participate in mutual aid, build community, and survive. #sexwork #sexworkiswork
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When you label our non-sexual content as adult, deny our appeals, AND make it difficult for users to choose to see adult content (by adding extra steps), you effectively make it more difficult for SWers to participate in mutual aid, build community, and survive. #sexwork #sexworkiswork
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Bluesky is underwhelming af. I would love to leave x, but for this? I actually cannot. This platform can’t hold my attention long enough to make connections with other swers or build any sort of following. It’s such a huge miss. Too bad.
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bluesky is underwhelming af. I would love to leave x, but for this? I actually cannot. This platform can’t hold my attention long enough to make connections with other swers or build any sort of following. It’s such a huge miss. Too bad.
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Excessive and erroneous censoring of sex workers (on a social media platform we helped popularized & legitimize, no less) has far reaching consequences. For many, engagement = livelihood.
Bluesky app users can now only enable #adult content (default “hidden” for new users) by logging into their account on the web. This wouldn’t bother me if the Bluesky auto-labeller didn’t routinely mislabel my nonsexual non-erotic content as “adult” 👍
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Excessive and erroneous censoring of sex workers (on a social media platform we helped popularized & legitimize, no less) has far reaching consequences. For many, engagement = livelihood.
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How much is Bluesky shooting itself in the foot for its need to classify the erotic or the possibly erotic?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
How much is Bluesky shooting itself in the foot for its need to classify the erotic or the possibly erotic?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
Why does it feel like this is so important?
“Underwear”?
I just gave myself a Brazilian, it was not a complete success but it was a cack and a half, if you want to see, I live-streamed it & it’s up on Onlyfans.com/Lanibanani23
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November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just gave myself a Brazilian, it was not a complete success but it was a cack and a half, if you want to see, I live-streamed it & it’s up on Onlyfans.com/Lanibanani23
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and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
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The more often you call politicians "leaders", the more they will behave like Führers.
Go back to calling them "public servants" and treat them like servants rather than nobles.
Go back to calling them "public servants" and treat them like servants rather than nobles.
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The more often you call politicians "leaders", the more they will behave like Führers.
Go back to calling them "public servants" and treat them like servants rather than nobles.
Go back to calling them "public servants" and treat them like servants rather than nobles.
Gorgeous day for a little dip
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Gorgeous day for a little dip
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Speaking of which, did you know France makes luxury butt plugs?
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November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Speaking of which, did you know France makes luxury butt plugs?
Speaking of which, did you know France makes luxury butt plugs?
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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Now consider sex workers.
kind of annoys me when people use the aesthetics of graffiti to show they're edgy and cool while also calling for more punitive laws, which punish the graffiti artists who give that aesthetic its cultural meaning
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Now consider sex workers.
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This is a specimen of what is called "The Big Lie"; basically it works because ordinary people cannot believe their "leaders" would lie so egregiously. It has been used by many oppressive regimes, but the earliest explanation of it as a propaganda tool appears in "Mein Kampf".
Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is a specimen of what is called "The Big Lie"; basically it works because ordinary people cannot believe their "leaders" would lie so egregiously. It has been used by many oppressive regimes, but the earliest explanation of it as a propaganda tool appears in "Mein Kampf".
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When ICE abducts people from Belmont Ave and Broadway no one anywhere in Chicago is safe. This area, E Lakeview, is predominantly white and relatively affluent.
STORY HERE — Video footage obtained by The TRiiBE shows federal agents pulling Laugh Factory Night Manager Nate Griffin as he holds on to a scaffold.
Bystanders screamed at the agents, saying "Show your face," as they detained Griffin.
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Bystanders screamed at the agents, saying "Show your face," as they detained Griffin.
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Laugh Factory worker detained by federal agents on Chicago’s North Side • The TRiiBE
Two people were detained by federal agents Friday morning at Broadway and Belmont Avenue on Chicago’s North Side.
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October 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When ICE abducts people from Belmont Ave and Broadway no one anywhere in Chicago is safe. This area, E Lakeview, is predominantly white and relatively affluent.
This app is the most boring Liberal shithole imaginable. All the independent sex workers joined & yet all I see is brothel ads? Gee I wonder why brothels can post freely (brothels are capital & they exploit the labour of others) but independents (non exploitative & self employed) are shadowbanned?
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This app is the most boring Liberal shithole imaginable. All the independent sex workers joined & yet all I see is brothel ads? Gee I wonder why brothels can post freely (brothels are capital & they exploit the labour of others) but independents (non exploitative & self employed) are shadowbanned?
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Both the U.S. marshal and the immigrant were shot by federal officers. You’d never know that from this headline.
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Both the U.S. marshal and the immigrant were shot by federal officers. You’d never know that from this headline.
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