Trad rock Tiger Mom
bananastands.bsky.social
Trad rock Tiger Mom
@bananastands.bsky.social
Update: I don’t know about the ladies, but I’m as dry as a river bed

First time homebuyer
Amateur carpenter, gardener…
…. I’m told I have strong hands ❤️‍🔥

Fuck this new tech. I’m going back to petting pussy’s on my typewriter. Who needs a maid?
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the reader is invited to draw their own conclusions

but i think "the lady" was quite deliberate in choosing that theme
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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stink bugs are absolutely coasting on the fact that they're too gross to eat

these are some of the dumbest bugs on Earth

a fly could run circles around a stink bug without even using its eponymous ability
November 22, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Spider-Man: a better man than me.
November 23, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Pluto and Ducky - part of our gang of "big guys". Both done with their riding careers and living the calm sanctuary life. Pluto is retired. And Ducky is a highly anxious guy with a traumatic past.
November 16, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Chloe and Cleo, our little rescue game hens. Chloe overcame a rooster attack and now has limited vision but otherwise is doing great. Her resilience has been incredible. Chickens may be small, but their hearts are mighty, and their ability to adapt is inspiring.
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Frankie is enjoying some cranberries—they’re a favorite for them too! Just like cranberry sauce..there are plenty of festive dishes for Thanksgiving that don’t include turkey.
Celebrate with compassion and show your love for animals this holiday season.
donorbox.org/mmfs-adopt-a...
November 20, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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It looks like you’re trying to escape a simcluster. Would you like help?
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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you can't be replaced with machines yet
November 23, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with the Fly Annihilator 3000
November 23, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Ok, fine, I’ll go watch James Acaster brutally dismantle shitty punch down comedians again…
November 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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"If I was a removal man, and he was like 'how do you want me to transport the rest?' I'd say 'up your ass..."
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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"It’s one of those things we debate: Do you have to suffer for your art? Do you have to be miserable? Do you have to have someone like J.K. Simmons on your back all the time in order to be great?" @hershalpandya.bsky.social + James Acaster: www.vulture.com/article/jame...
The Comedian vs. the Crowd
Disruptive audiences nearly drove James Acaster from stand-up. Instead, he decided to embrace the hecklers.
www.vulture.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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One of the worst takes I’ve ever seen. Especially when the set photos SHOW a bright and vibrant world. Just say you didn’t want to pay the crew the additional hours to properly light the set, since we know that’s what happened here.
Jon M. Chu talking about the color in WICKED just made me irrationally angry.
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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False Information:
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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brb while we wrap up for the weekend

in the meantime:

bsky.app/profile/vblo...
vbloke.com Mark @vbloke.com · Nov 22
If the skies are clear tonight, look just below the plough to see @themerl.bsky.social’s enormous hog orbiting Earth
things are only looking üp

and by things, we mean everyone, because the inevitable has happened and the hog now has height as well as width
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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POV: Zena wants to hold your hand
November 22, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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they’re friends
November 22, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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The first plague poem was posted on 3/16/20 (on Twitter).

4 years and more than 4,000 poems later, the pandemic hasn’t ended.

Thank you for your support, I hope some of these have made you feel less alone.

Poems by week:
librarianshipwreck.wordpress.com/plague-poems/

Take care of each other.
March 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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I asked my aunt, the doctor,
what is something
all of us can do
to prepare
for another possible pandemic?

And my aunt, the doctor,
replied that something
all of us can do
to prepare
for another possible pandemic
is to remember
that we are still in a pandemic.
November 22, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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PITCH FOR ONION HEADLINE:

Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 AM
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It reminds me of that bit in the opening of hitchhikers guide where humans think they're the smartest organisms on earth because they created digital watches and capitalism while the dolphins just jumped around all day and played when in truth dolphins were smarter for NOT caring about such things
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election.

Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM