Trad rock Tiger Mom
bananastands.bsky.social
Trad rock Tiger Mom
@bananastands.bsky.social
Update: I don’t know about the ladies, but I’m as dry as a river bed

First time homebuyer
Amateur carpenter, gardener…
…. I’m told I have strong hands ❤️‍🔥

Fuck this new tech. I’m going back to petting pussy’s on my typewriter. Who needs a maid?
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the reader is invited to draw their own conclusions

but i think "the lady" was quite deliberate in choosing that theme
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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It looks like you’re trying to escape a simcluster. Would you like help?
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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you can't be replaced with machines yet
November 23, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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Ok, fine, I’ll go watch James Acaster brutally dismantle shitty punch down comedians again…
November 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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brb while we wrap up for the weekend

in the meantime:

bsky.app/profile/vblo...
vbloke.com Mark @vbloke.com · Nov 22
If the skies are clear tonight, look just below the plough to see @themerl.bsky.social’s enormous hog orbiting Earth
things are only looking üp

and by things, we mean everyone, because the inevitable has happened and the hog now has height as well as width
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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It reminds me of that bit in the opening of hitchhikers guide where humans think they're the smartest organisms on earth because they created digital watches and capitalism while the dolphins just jumped around all day and played when in truth dolphins were smarter for NOT caring about such things
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM