Mark
@vbloke.com
I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
Pinned
Did you know Catholics never upgrade their mobile phones?
They believe in original SIM.
They believe in original SIM.
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Did you know Catholics never upgrade their mobile phones?
They believe in original SIM.
They believe in original SIM.
Sequins were invented by Sir Patrick Sequin in 1863, when he developed shiny eczema
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Sequins were invented by Sir Patrick Sequin in 1863, when he developed shiny eczema
Just found out my cousin, a year younger than me, died of a heart attack today. Fuck.
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Just found out my cousin, a year younger than me, died of a heart attack today. Fuck.
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January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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So it now appears that, over on 卍, they’ve turned off the child-porn generator so that only paying users can access it.
Somehow this feels worse.
Somehow this feels worse.
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
So it now appears that, over on 卍, they’ve turned off the child-porn generator so that only paying users can access it.
Somehow this feels worse.
Somehow this feels worse.
Hell yes. My cordials experiments are coming along amazingly.
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Hell yes. My cordials experiments are coming along amazingly.
Jet Set Willy
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Jet Set Willy
I tried out my Home Assistant AI helper. It did not go well.
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I tried out my Home Assistant AI helper. It did not go well.
If robins are territorial, then swans are navy,grouse are army and albatrosses are air force.
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
If robins are territorial, then swans are navy,grouse are army and albatrosses are air force.
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Dangerous. I have started making homemade malt loaf again.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Dangerous. I have started making homemade malt loaf again.
I am almost 100% sure that if someone made Grok generate a highly sexualised picture of Musk in a tiny bikini, that controversial feature would vanish overnight.
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I am almost 100% sure that if someone made Grok generate a highly sexualised picture of Musk in a tiny bikini, that controversial feature would vanish overnight.
Today, I shall mostly be winding at tiltmills
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Today, I shall mostly be winding at tiltmills
Only just found out that having an autoimmune disease does NOT mean you can’t be hurt by a car.
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Only just found out that having an autoimmune disease does NOT mean you can’t be hurt by a car.
Watching Predator: Badlands. A story about a young Predator going to a place where all the native plants and animals are trying to kill you.
Australia, basically.
Australia, basically.
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Watching Predator: Badlands. A story about a young Predator going to a place where all the native plants and animals are trying to kill you.
Australia, basically.
Australia, basically.
Reposted by Mark
Looks like London is getting a bit of #uksnow! Add your report to uksnowmap.com if it’s snowing where you are - hashtag #uksnow, first half of your postcode and a snow rating out of ten
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Looks like London is getting a bit of #uksnow! Add your report to uksnowmap.com if it’s snowing where you are - hashtag #uksnow, first half of your postcode and a snow rating out of ten
Thameslink when it’s a bit icy:
“Hmm, best cancel and delay as many trains as we can to make the morning commute as miserable as possible.”
“Hmm, best cancel and delay as many trains as we can to make the morning commute as miserable as possible.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Thameslink when it’s a bit icy:
“Hmm, best cancel and delay as many trains as we can to make the morning commute as miserable as possible.”
“Hmm, best cancel and delay as many trains as we can to make the morning commute as miserable as possible.”
Can we please end the plague of every tiny piece of electronic gadgetry having an LED in it?
I have literally just got through an entire roll of black electrical tape covering them up so my flat isn’t illuminating the neighbourhood at night.
I have literally just got through an entire roll of black electrical tape covering them up so my flat isn’t illuminating the neighbourhood at night.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Can we please end the plague of every tiny piece of electronic gadgetry having an LED in it?
I have literally just got through an entire roll of black electrical tape covering them up so my flat isn’t illuminating the neighbourhood at night.
I have literally just got through an entire roll of black electrical tape covering them up so my flat isn’t illuminating the neighbourhood at night.
If you’re dreading work, you have a shit job.
I’m actually looking forward to being back at work as I enjoy what I do.
I’m actually looking forward to being back at work as I enjoy what I do.
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
If you’re dreading work, you have a shit job.
I’m actually looking forward to being back at work as I enjoy what I do.
I’m actually looking forward to being back at work as I enjoy what I do.
Watching the original Quatermass and the Pit serial.
It slaps.
It slaps.
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Watching the original Quatermass and the Pit serial.
It slaps.
It slaps.
The sheer amount of dog shit on the pavements since Christmas is getting ridiculous now.
If you don’t pick up after your dog, I hope that Satan himself inserts your dog up your arse.
If you don’t pick up after your dog, I hope that Satan himself inserts your dog up your arse.
January 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The sheer amount of dog shit on the pavements since Christmas is getting ridiculous now.
If you don’t pick up after your dog, I hope that Satan himself inserts your dog up your arse.
If you don’t pick up after your dog, I hope that Satan himself inserts your dog up your arse.
After the canal collapse in Shropshire, I thought I’d look up the one that happened a year ago in Bridgwater.
It still isn’t fixed.
It still isn’t fixed.
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
After the canal collapse in Shropshire, I thought I’d look up the one that happened a year ago in Bridgwater.
It still isn’t fixed.
It still isn’t fixed.