Mark
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I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
Pinned
Did you know that IMDb has adjusted their rating system for the Chernobyl miniseries so it scores a maximum 3.6 out of 3.6..?
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Did you know that IMDb has adjusted their rating system for the Chernobyl miniseries so it scores a maximum 3.6 out of 3.6..?
I don’t want to be a member of the commonwealth anymore.
I’m going to start my own exclusivewealth. With blackjack and hookers.
I’m going to start my own exclusivewealth. With blackjack and hookers.
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don’t want to be a member of the commonwealth anymore.
I’m going to start my own exclusivewealth. With blackjack and hookers.
I’m going to start my own exclusivewealth. With blackjack and hookers.
This is the last lamp of its type left in London. Built over the top of the massive Victorian embankment sewer system, it was designed to burn off the gas produced from the effluent in the sewers.
In effect, a fart powered lamp.
In effect, a fart powered lamp.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is the last lamp of its type left in London. Built over the top of the massive Victorian embankment sewer system, it was designed to burn off the gas produced from the effluent in the sewers.
In effect, a fart powered lamp.
In effect, a fart powered lamp.
What really bakes my noodle is that born blind people who get their sight later in life, when shown a cube and a ball, but not allowed to touch them, can’t tell which is which.
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What really bakes my noodle is that born blind people who get their sight later in life, when shown a cube and a ball, but not allowed to touch them, can’t tell which is which.
New blinds put up, ragu in slow cooker, fresh egg pasta made and new cola recipes attempted. Today has been a good day.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
New blinds put up, ragu in slow cooker, fresh egg pasta made and new cola recipes attempted. Today has been a good day.
Just invented a new pastry with currants, blackcurrants and malt extract. Bloody delicious.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just invented a new pastry with currants, blackcurrants and malt extract. Bloody delicious.
I would rather die alone and forgotten than join one of those groups of positive weirdos
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I would rather die alone and forgotten than join one of those groups of positive weirdos
“Go woke, go broke” now has figures to show the opposite.
Based on analysis of 392 brands across 58 countries, the research, indicates the positive impact of inclusive advertising on outcomes, with an almost 3.5% boost to shorter-term sales and a more than 16% increase in the longer term.
Based on analysis of 392 brands across 58 countries, the research, indicates the positive impact of inclusive advertising on outcomes, with an almost 3.5% boost to shorter-term sales and a more than 16% increase in the longer term.
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Go woke, go broke” now has figures to show the opposite.
Based on analysis of 392 brands across 58 countries, the research, indicates the positive impact of inclusive advertising on outcomes, with an almost 3.5% boost to shorter-term sales and a more than 16% increase in the longer term.
Based on analysis of 392 brands across 58 countries, the research, indicates the positive impact of inclusive advertising on outcomes, with an almost 3.5% boost to shorter-term sales and a more than 16% increase in the longer term.
Hanging out with my emotional support animals ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Hanging out with my emotional support animals ❤️
The Curse of Oak Island narrator has a way of speaking that has never existed before with weird pauses, emphasis and short, staccato phrasing.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The Curse of Oak Island narrator has a way of speaking that has never existed before with weird pauses, emphasis and short, staccato phrasing.
“Leaving the EU will bring down net migration!”
*migration explodes*
“Leaving the ECHR will bring down net migration!”
The record may have changed, but the tune is the same.
*migration explodes*
“Leaving the ECHR will bring down net migration!”
The record may have changed, but the tune is the same.
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“Leaving the EU will bring down net migration!”
*migration explodes*
“Leaving the ECHR will bring down net migration!”
The record may have changed, but the tune is the same.
*migration explodes*
“Leaving the ECHR will bring down net migration!”
The record may have changed, but the tune is the same.
Saw a bloke yesterday who had so much gel in his hair and had combed it so violently into a side parting, I legit thought he had Lego hair.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Saw a bloke yesterday who had so much gel in his hair and had combed it so violently into a side parting, I legit thought he had Lego hair.
I still find it amazing we don't know how anaesthetics work.
We know how people react to it, we know how to dose and monitor it, and we know pretty much all the possible side effects, but not how they actually do what they do.
We know how people react to it, we know how to dose and monitor it, and we know pretty much all the possible side effects, but not how they actually do what they do.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I still find it amazing we don't know how anaesthetics work.
We know how people react to it, we know how to dose and monitor it, and we know pretty much all the possible side effects, but not how they actually do what they do.
We know how people react to it, we know how to dose and monitor it, and we know pretty much all the possible side effects, but not how they actually do what they do.
Just walked past the Royal Courts of Justice and wondered if there was a court of justice for non-royals as well.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just walked past the Royal Courts of Justice and wondered if there was a court of justice for non-royals as well.
Did you know the inventor of toothpaste is now long forgotten, but the inventor of the disclosing tablet got a blue plaque.
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Did you know the inventor of toothpaste is now long forgotten, but the inventor of the disclosing tablet got a blue plaque.
This could be the start of something beautiful
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This could be the start of something beautiful
OK, this is the most disturbing halloween decorations I’ve seen yet.
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
OK, this is the most disturbing halloween decorations I’ve seen yet.
How many Reform voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; they prefer being gaslit.
None; they prefer being gaslit.
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
How many Reform voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; they prefer being gaslit.
None; they prefer being gaslit.
Just ordered 10 litres of 95% alcohol as the place I usually order from is shutting down and everywhere else is way more expensive.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just ordered 10 litres of 95% alcohol as the place I usually order from is shutting down and everywhere else is way more expensive.
#Greenwich peeps!
If you fancy learning how to read the night sky - from constellations, to meteors and comets, via the moon and planets, sign up for my awesome 2 lesson course at @mycenaehouse.bsky.social in February 2026!
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If you fancy learning how to read the night sky - from constellations, to meteors and comets, via the moon and planets, sign up for my awesome 2 lesson course at @mycenaehouse.bsky.social in February 2026!
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October 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
#Greenwich peeps!
If you fancy learning how to read the night sky - from constellations, to meteors and comets, via the moon and planets, sign up for my awesome 2 lesson course at @mycenaehouse.bsky.social in February 2026!
stargazingforbeginners.co.uk
If you fancy learning how to read the night sky - from constellations, to meteors and comets, via the moon and planets, sign up for my awesome 2 lesson course at @mycenaehouse.bsky.social in February 2026!
stargazingforbeginners.co.uk
If you lose a leg, your BMI goes down.
If you lose both legs, your BMI goes up.
If you lose both legs, your BMI goes up.
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If you lose a leg, your BMI goes down.
If you lose both legs, your BMI goes up.
If you lose both legs, your BMI goes up.
2pm on the day after the clocks go back and I can’t tell if it’s going dark already, or if it’s just very, very overcast and grey.
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
2pm on the day after the clocks go back and I can’t tell if it’s going dark already, or if it’s just very, very overcast and grey.