Mark
@vbloke.com
I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
He/Him
Never stop punching nazis.
New blinds put up, ragu in slow cooker, fresh egg pasta made and new cola recipes attempted. Today has been a good day.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
New blinds put up, ragu in slow cooker, fresh egg pasta made and new cola recipes attempted. Today has been a good day.
Just invented a new pastry with currants, blackcurrants and malt extract. Bloody delicious.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just invented a new pastry with currants, blackcurrants and malt extract. Bloody delicious.
Hanging out with my emotional support animals ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Hanging out with my emotional support animals ❤️
This could be the start of something beautiful
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This could be the start of something beautiful
OK, this is the most disturbing halloween decorations I’ve seen yet.
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
OK, this is the most disturbing halloween decorations I’ve seen yet.
These are 3 variations on a cola recipe I’m playing with. The flavour profiles, based on the mix of ingredients should hopefully come out nicely once they’ve aged and matured.
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
These are 3 variations on a cola recipe I’m playing with. The flavour profiles, based on the mix of ingredients should hopefully come out nicely once they’ve aged and matured.
Two pairs of jeans from M&S.
Both 32” waist and 31” leg, two totally different sizes.
Both 32” waist and 31” leg, two totally different sizes.
October 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Two pairs of jeans from M&S.
Both 32” waist and 31” leg, two totally different sizes.
Both 32” waist and 31” leg, two totally different sizes.
Blue silicone pot lid made it look like I’d left the gas on.
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Blue silicone pot lid made it look like I’d left the gas on.
I think the local air traffic controller might be a satanist.
October 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think the local air traffic controller might be a satanist.
Callback to the day I invented char siu pigs in blankets. Served with steamed jasmine rice and plum and chilli soy dips.
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Callback to the day I invented char siu pigs in blankets. Served with steamed jasmine rice and plum and chilli soy dips.
BREAKING NEWS
The Nobel Committee has announced that Donald Trump will receive the 2025 Nobel Release The Epstein Files Prize.
The Nobel Committee has announced that Donald Trump will receive the 2025 Nobel Release The Epstein Files Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
BREAKING NEWS
The Nobel Committee has announced that Donald Trump will receive the 2025 Nobel Release The Epstein Files Prize.
The Nobel Committee has announced that Donald Trump will receive the 2025 Nobel Release The Epstein Files Prize.
Bwahahahahahahahaha.
The American InFanta must be seething like an active, shitty volcano.
The American InFanta must be seething like an active, shitty volcano.
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Bwahahahahahahahaha.
The American InFanta must be seething like an active, shitty volcano.
The American InFanta must be seething like an active, shitty volcano.
Makes about as much sense...
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Makes about as much sense...
