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🔞weird bird cryptid
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THIS ACCOUNT IS NSFW
what do you call it when youre gay for both men and girls and also cryptids
this account will have a few nsfw things like sex and gore, and also some kinky stuff like bdsm and corruption! watch out!!!!
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I think when you're calling your representatives and/or the Committee majority number, you should be demanding that these bills go through more meetings

they need maximum scrutiny and should not be pushed through as fast as possible
wants this to be the last meeting on this matter before they turn bills into laws.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Call the Energy and Commerce majority number and demand these bills go through more and detailed hearings because they cannot be rammed through with such little thought

(202) 225-3641
wants this to be the last meeting on this matter before they turn bills into laws.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Drawing someone as a milk-soaked webkinz is a fraught venture
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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exe-caw-tioner
April 30, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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mistress of distortion
October 21, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Well, I finished another indie gane today after 7 hours straight, and the game is called Mohrta. I saw it today on youtube calling it a "gooner boomer shooter" but after seeing 5 minutes of gameplay, I was hooked.
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

(copy paste-able in the alt text)
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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The time when furries were completely unknown/viewed as truly unmarketable is over.

Please understand that you aren’t immune to being sold a product purely because you’re a furry. You’re not. I’m not. None of us are.

Support each other, not corps.
Fortnite releasing their new furry character in the same season they greatly ramped up ai use was deliberate and calculated.

I just ask furries to please understand that. Stop thinking your a niche anymore. Furries don't know how to maintain unmarketbilty.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Fortnite releasing their new furry character in the same season they greatly ramped up ai use was deliberate and calculated.

I just ask furries to please understand that. Stop thinking your a niche anymore. Furries don't know how to maintain unmarketbilty.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Null bulges aren't only a thing for subs. Sometimes a particularly dominant avali likes to null himself to extend the fun times with whatever unfortunate drone has caught his interest.
Better hope he doesnt add a few more hours to his suit.
#avali #rubber #latex #nullge
September 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"Oh, taking a selfie, huh? Mind if I join in?"
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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we’re being cynically marketed to and used for a quick buck with zero regard for our safety

stop giving these companies your money and put it towards independent gear makers who give a fuck
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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crashing out in real time
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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fetura’s post got deleted. surprised it took that long. anyway,
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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it’s increasingly obvious that furrjoi/feturax/smitizen are not staffed by people from the community they’re marketing to, which used to just result in stolen designs and ugly originals, but a line has to be drawn when they’re encouraging customers to put their lives at risk with their products
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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After stumbling upon a mirror that reveals one’s desired form, I can’t help but envy what is reflected within… though perhaps if I gaze for long enough, my wish may be granted?

🖼️ done by the wonderful: @dorktail.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Let's make this happen.
A BIG @kickstarter.com pledge cancelled. We dropped 14% overnight. It happens. If this story matters to you: RT, share, tell someone. bit.ly/croc-dance-ks

The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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A BIG @kickstarter.com pledge cancelled. We dropped 14% overnight. It happens. If this story matters to you: RT, share, tell someone. bit.ly/croc-dance-ks

The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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dear hazbin fandom, i love you

BUT

if the ship is only MENTIONED, and not FOCUSED ON, PLEASE do not tag them in the fic.

signed, a cherrisnake fan who's increasingly sick of them being tagged for three lines in the middle of someone else's shipfic and hence clogging the tags
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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drew him as a plumlucky-inspired fat slime thing
(idea from @maxpunk57.bsky.social lolol)
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM