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when im buying bbq sauce the first question i ask is “will this challenge me?”
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
when im buying bbq sauce the first question i ask is “will this challenge me?”
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "Well done," she says. "By pointing out the small ways certain outfits don't follow outdated rules, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home.
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "Well done," she says. "By pointing out the small ways certain outfits don't follow outdated rules, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home.
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今年も残すところ1日となりました。Bluesky では、来年も日本のみなさんとコミュニティを成長させていくことを楽しみにしています。そのために、専用のフィードを作成しました。
bsky.app/profile/aiha...
フィードに投稿するには、投稿にお正月に関するキーワードや新年の挨拶を含めてください。右上のピン:pushpin:アイコンをクリックすると、タブからアクセスできるようになります。
気になるアカウントを新たにフォローしたり、ゆるりと会話を楽しむお正月をお過ごしください:bamboo:
bsky.app/profile/aiha...
フィードに投稿するには、投稿にお正月に関するキーワードや新年の挨拶を含めてください。右上のピン:pushpin:アイコンをクリックすると、タブからアクセスできるようになります。
気になるアカウントを新たにフォローしたり、ゆるりと会話を楽しむお正月をお過ごしください:bamboo:
December 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
今年も残すところ1日となりました。Bluesky では、来年も日本のみなさんとコミュニティを成長させていくことを楽しみにしています。そのために、専用のフィードを作成しました。
bsky.app/profile/aiha...
フィードに投稿するには、投稿にお正月に関するキーワードや新年の挨拶を含めてください。右上のピン:pushpin:アイコンをクリックすると、タブからアクセスできるようになります。
気になるアカウントを新たにフォローしたり、ゆるりと会話を楽しむお正月をお過ごしください:bamboo:
bsky.app/profile/aiha...
フィードに投稿するには、投稿にお正月に関するキーワードや新年の挨拶を含めてください。右上のピン:pushpin:アイコンをクリックすると、タブからアクセスできるようになります。
気になるアカウントを新たにフォローしたり、ゆるりと会話を楽しむお正月をお過ごしください:bamboo:
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Loser behavior
[Pelissero] As DK Metcalf awaits the appeals hearing on his two-game suspension, a video of the aftermath of his altercation with a fan, who shouts as he returns to his seat: “That was the goal, folks!” twitter.com/TomPelissero...
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Loser behavior
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Hogwash Legacy is free?
Still won’t play it.
Still won’t play it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hogwash Legacy is free?
Still won’t play it.
Still won’t play it.
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Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
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The best way to eat pumpkin pie is to make it with sweet potatoes instead 😏
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The best way to eat pumpkin pie is to make it with sweet potatoes instead 😏
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THe more things change
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
THe more things change
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It's call the most VALUABLE player, not the best OFFENSIVE player.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's call the most VALUABLE player, not the best OFFENSIVE player.
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Cal robbed of the MVP this year.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Cal robbed of the MVP this year.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
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"President announces widespread availability of weight loss drugs while food stamps are being cut off" sounds like the most on-the-nose hack bullshit way to modernize the whole apocryphal Marie Antoinette "Let them eat cake" thing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"President announces widespread availability of weight loss drugs while food stamps are being cut off" sounds like the most on-the-nose hack bullshit way to modernize the whole apocryphal Marie Antoinette "Let them eat cake" thing.
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look how beautifully these trousers hang
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
look how beautifully these trousers hang
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
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Cool optics bro
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Cool optics bro
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in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory
ChatGPT made me delusional
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October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory
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I haven't seen a player try so hard to show everyone they're injured since Ben Roethlisberger
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I haven't seen a player try so hard to show everyone they're injured since Ben Roethlisberger
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Man. Humpy really did that shit.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Man. Humpy really did that shit.
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I’m sure Kerry Carpenter is a nice man but personally I’d love to never see him again for the rest of my life
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m sure Kerry Carpenter is a nice man but personally I’d love to never see him again for the rest of my life
This ump’s strikeout call looks like he’s casting a spell to kill the batter
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This ump’s strikeout call looks like he’s casting a spell to kill the batter
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[Trump announces that ICE agents will now wear white hoods]
New York Times: the president makes a bold fashion statement
New York Times: the president makes a bold fashion statement
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
[Trump announces that ICE agents will now wear white hoods]
New York Times: the president makes a bold fashion statement
New York Times: the president makes a bold fashion statement