Ahsoka'n Farewell
@bajonista.bsky.social
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Mah bluud hurts.
She/her, TX to CO, Counselor, Mother, Elder Millennial, Hopeless Nerd
She/her, TX to CO, Counselor, Mother, Elder Millennial, Hopeless Nerd
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times in a gif? Hard mode: no Star Wars, no Marvel.
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times in a gif? Hard mode: no Star Wars, no Marvel.
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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By the way everyone, what right-wing politicians say about immigrants is literally also what they believe about you.
You having an ordinary job is a kind of favour your generous employer and the nation has done you, allowing you to reproduce your existence despite not being AN ENTREPRENEUR
You having an ordinary job is a kind of favour your generous employer and the nation has done you, allowing you to reproduce your existence despite not being AN ENTREPRENEUR
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
By the way everyone, what right-wing politicians say about immigrants is literally also what they believe about you.
You having an ordinary job is a kind of favour your generous employer and the nation has done you, allowing you to reproduce your existence despite not being AN ENTREPRENEUR
You having an ordinary job is a kind of favour your generous employer and the nation has done you, allowing you to reproduce your existence despite not being AN ENTREPRENEUR
It's fun. People like to have fun. I laugh every time I see the bottle of ranch hanging out next to BB-8, santa, and the ornament my kid made.
Goodbye angels, hello Ozempic needles – what’s behind the boom in bizarre Christmas baubles?
Goodbye angels, hello Ozempic needles – what’s behind the boom in bizarre Christmas baubles?
This year’s most-wanted ornaments include weight-loss syringes and favourite foodstuffs. When and why did Christmas trees become so commercialised?
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's fun. People like to have fun. I laugh every time I see the bottle of ranch hanging out next to BB-8, santa, and the ornament my kid made.
People in authority over children...
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
People in authority over children...
As much as I Iove Mark Kelly chewing out this traitor administration... It should be Senator Gabby Giffords. Goddammit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As much as I Iove Mark Kelly chewing out this traitor administration... It should be Senator Gabby Giffords. Goddammit.
BRB adding that to my counseling professional disclosure and consents. This seems legally ironclad!
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
BRB adding that to my counseling professional disclosure and consents. This seems legally ironclad!
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
The anti V2 people are batshit fanatics. The converts are the woooooooorst.
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The anti V2 people are batshit fanatics. The converts are the woooooooorst.
Happy Baking Day for all those who celebrate. I've got pumpkin and apple pies, and a half batch of cornbread dressing in the works. Husbandface is doing Icebox Tiramisu. Recipes all a blend of kicked up Southern Living and Queen of Baking Claire Saffitz.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy Baking Day for all those who celebrate. I've got pumpkin and apple pies, and a half batch of cornbread dressing in the works. Husbandface is doing Icebox Tiramisu. Recipes all a blend of kicked up Southern Living and Queen of Baking Claire Saffitz.
Teacher Union - backed candidates winning in my school district. Progressive-backed mayor winning. LL and MM which feed children passed.
Hell yeah, it feels good to be a Coloradan.
Hell yeah, it feels good to be a Coloradan.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Teacher Union - backed candidates winning in my school district. Progressive-backed mayor winning. LL and MM which feed children passed.
Hell yeah, it feels good to be a Coloradan.
Hell yeah, it feels good to be a Coloradan.
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
Had a school meeting and was informed my son attempts to lead coups against the teacher. He says it in those EXACT words. She said she told him, "It's a good thing the other first graders don't know what that word means, sir!"
Him knowing that vocabulary word is completely my fault.
Him knowing that vocabulary word is completely my fault.
October 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Had a school meeting and was informed my son attempts to lead coups against the teacher. He says it in those EXACT words. She said she told him, "It's a good thing the other first graders don't know what that word means, sir!"
Him knowing that vocabulary word is completely my fault.
Him knowing that vocabulary word is completely my fault.
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“I use AI to write emails.” OK well I have a sense of dignity.
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“I use AI to write emails.” OK well I have a sense of dignity.
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Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.
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being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.
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Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
As a counselor, I don't tell people what I do when I'm on a plane. But! If I were seated next to @pftompkins.bsky.social I'd tell him, because he'd probably be able to be funny and not make it weird.
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
As a counselor, I don't tell people what I do when I'm on a plane. But! If I were seated next to @pftompkins.bsky.social I'd tell him, because he'd probably be able to be funny and not make it weird.
*releases tension she didn't know she had*
Our plane to Spain is in the air!
🙌🙌
Thank you so much to the countless people supporting us in every way and in particular all of the Rutgers students and faculty who have supported us every step of the way.
🙌🙌
Thank you so much to the countless people supporting us in every way and in particular all of the Rutgers students and faculty who have supported us every step of the way.
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
*releases tension she didn't know she had*
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ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
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Legal Ruling Forces God To Add Cancer Warning To Earth https://theonion.com/legal-ruling-forces-god-to-add-cancer-warning-to-earth/
October 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Legal Ruling Forces God To Add Cancer Warning To Earth https://theonion.com/legal-ruling-forces-god-to-add-cancer-warning-to-earth/
They jumped up his ass because Jimmy Kimmel was right for once. Anyway, girls on trampolines!
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
They jumped up his ass because Jimmy Kimmel was right for once. Anyway, girls on trampolines!
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Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
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[Depeche Mode voyce]:
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶
October 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
[Depeche Mode voyce]:
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶
🎶
REACHE OUT
TOUCHE GRASS
🎶