alex
@bagelbird.bsky.social
i met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine
been doing pretty well with trying to improve my eating habits but today is the day I want to eat every fast food in town aaaaaaaahhh
May 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
been doing pretty well with trying to improve my eating habits but today is the day I want to eat every fast food in town aaaaaaaahhh
well it's 11am and I've been awake for 2.5 hours and I'm ready for a nap now
May 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
well it's 11am and I've been awake for 2.5 hours and I'm ready for a nap now
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i love soup dumplings and i love dumpling soups
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i love soup dumplings and i love dumpling soups
totally weird, I skipped exercising yesterday and then had a shit night's sleep, and now I've only been awake for an hour and I'm already 500% over today. coincidence????
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
totally weird, I skipped exercising yesterday and then had a shit night's sleep, and now I've only been awake for an hour and I'm already 500% over today. coincidence????
survived today's walk with no spiders in my hair, got to see a parade of baby geese, only had to dodge one lawnmower's flying grass particles. much better time outdoors today
today after I walk I discovered a spider in my hair and I only screamed twice and didn't burn down my house or immediately shave my head
however I am also thoroughly done with the outdoors for today. see you tomorrow, nature
however I am also thoroughly done with the outdoors for today. see you tomorrow, nature
May 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
survived today's walk with no spiders in my hair, got to see a parade of baby geese, only had to dodge one lawnmower's flying grass particles. much better time outdoors today
today after I walk I discovered a spider in my hair and I only screamed twice and didn't burn down my house or immediately shave my head
however I am also thoroughly done with the outdoors for today. see you tomorrow, nature
however I am also thoroughly done with the outdoors for today. see you tomorrow, nature
May 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
today after I walk I discovered a spider in my hair and I only screamed twice and didn't burn down my house or immediately shave my head
however I am also thoroughly done with the outdoors for today. see you tomorrow, nature
however I am also thoroughly done with the outdoors for today. see you tomorrow, nature
went for an hour long walk before work and got to see all the families of baby geese at the park :) not sure how long I can keep up this "waking up early and exercising" schtick but I'll enjoy it while it lasts
May 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
went for an hour long walk before work and got to see all the families of baby geese at the park :) not sure how long I can keep up this "waking up early and exercising" schtick but I'll enjoy it while it lasts
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today, on my day off, I woke naturally at 9:30am, went for an hour long walk at 10, showered, and am now relaxing on my couch enjoying a pear and some coffee. it's not even noon yet. WHO AM I WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
today, on my day off, I woke naturally at 9:30am, went for an hour long walk at 10, showered, and am now relaxing on my couch enjoying a pear and some coffee. it's not even noon yet. WHO AM I WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
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the great thing about having a dark cat that you can barely see at night, is that sometimes you lean over and are like, oh there's my little baby down there, aw there you are little baby, how are you little baby, goodnight little baby, and you're talking to your jeans
April 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the great thing about having a dark cat that you can barely see at night, is that sometimes you lean over and are like, oh there's my little baby down there, aw there you are little baby, how are you little baby, goodnight little baby, and you're talking to your jeans
instead of a rage room, I would like to visit an Ambiguous Emotional Expression Room - a soundproof closet in which I can scream like a wounded pterodactyl for thirty consecutive seconds
April 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
instead of a rage room, I would like to visit an Ambiguous Emotional Expression Room - a soundproof closet in which I can scream like a wounded pterodactyl for thirty consecutive seconds
saw a bunch of incredible music, talked to some cool musicians, and got to meet a friend I haven't seen in almost twenty years???? I'd call that a successful weekend!!!
April 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
saw a bunch of incredible music, talked to some cool musicians, and got to meet a friend I haven't seen in almost twenty years???? I'd call that a successful weekend!!!
first festival/concert experience after my hysterectomy and I am fucking STOKED to go dance and have fun and not worry about my uterus ruining everything because IT CAN'T because doesn't exist anymore oh HELL YEAH
April 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
first festival/concert experience after my hysterectomy and I am fucking STOKED to go dance and have fun and not worry about my uterus ruining everything because IT CAN'T because doesn't exist anymore oh HELL YEAH
my favorite part of going to bed early is the part where I roll around in my bed very much awake until the usual time I fall asleep anyway
April 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
my favorite part of going to bed early is the part where I roll around in my bed very much awake until the usual time I fall asleep anyway
I really need to learn how to make borscht
April 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I really need to learn how to make borscht
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Unclenching isn’t enough, I need to remove my jaw and wring it out like a towel.
April 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Unclenching isn’t enough, I need to remove my jaw and wring it out like a towel.
how am I supposed to be a productive member of society when my cat is laying on my bed and purring and making blinky eyes at me
April 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
how am I supposed to be a productive member of society when my cat is laying on my bed and purring and making blinky eyes at me
(to the tune of Britney Spears) my sinus pressure is killing me, and I, I must confess that I cannot breathe
March 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
(to the tune of Britney Spears) my sinus pressure is killing me, and I, I must confess that I cannot breathe
my childhood dog and my current cat had/have chronic nasal issues, and as a result I find small little animal snores to be an oddly comforting sound
March 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my childhood dog and my current cat had/have chronic nasal issues, and as a result I find small little animal snores to be an oddly comforting sound
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today I got to hang out with three different cats
March 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
today I got to hang out with three different cats
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can someone tell me what it's like to not always have a song stuck in your head?
March 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
can someone tell me what it's like to not always have a song stuck in your head?
learned a lot about myself last night when i was carrying home leftovers and tripped on the sidewalk and totally wiped out in front of several cars and some bicyclists, and what I cried out as I hit the pavement was "NOOOOO my French fries"
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
learned a lot about myself last night when i was carrying home leftovers and tripped on the sidewalk and totally wiped out in front of several cars and some bicyclists, and what I cried out as I hit the pavement was "NOOOOO my French fries"
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Stopped at a coffee shop to grab something and while waiting I see this adorable couple, probably teens, one with dyed red hair, the other blue, and the guy’s got an INVADER ZIM bag. They had no idea who I was and that infuriated me, like what the FUCK?! I threw hot coffee at them and stole the bag.
March 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Stopped at a coffee shop to grab something and while waiting I see this adorable couple, probably teens, one with dyed red hair, the other blue, and the guy’s got an INVADER ZIM bag. They had no idea who I was and that infuriated me, like what the FUCK?! I threw hot coffee at them and stole the bag.