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I've never really understood what the popular saying "chickens come home to roost" means and steadfastly refuse to do so
October 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I've never really understood what the popular saying "chickens come home to roost" means and steadfastly refuse to do so
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RFK Jr look like this Ditko character
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
RFK Jr look like this Ditko character
I'd like to go back in time to 1988 and tell Lil Frank Black and Wee Kim Deal that I just heard a slow solemn piano instrumental of "Where Is My Mind?" under a video of a parakeet playing fetch with a dog
September 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'd like to go back in time to 1988 and tell Lil Frank Black and Wee Kim Deal that I just heard a slow solemn piano instrumental of "Where Is My Mind?" under a video of a parakeet playing fetch with a dog
There's a selection of movies on MGM+ that are written and directed by Satan
August 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There's a selection of movies on MGM+ that are written and directed by Satan
I wonder if before God kills me he's going to admire me and post a photo of me on his Instagram story with "Cherry-Coloured Funk" playing underneath like I did with this spider
August 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I wonder if before God kills me he's going to admire me and post a photo of me on his Instagram story with "Cherry-Coloured Funk" playing underneath like I did with this spider
Here's my go-to line when hitting on someone
August 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Here's my go-to line when hitting on someone
Despite his colonialist, racist fantasies, my esteem for Edgar Rice Burroughs would rise tremendously if he called himself Normal Bean
August 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Despite his colonialist, racist fantasies, my esteem for Edgar Rice Burroughs would rise tremendously if he called himself Normal Bean
No expiration date printed on these hot dog buns - what a find! Sound investment! Variants ALWAYS rise in value
August 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
No expiration date printed on these hot dog buns - what a find! Sound investment! Variants ALWAYS rise in value
I just remembered Lali Puna
May 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I just remembered Lali Puna
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"Only as personified capital is the capitalist respectable. As such, he shares with the miser the passion for wealth as wealth... It compels him to keep constantly extending his capital, in order to preserve it, but extend it he cannot, except by means of progressive accumulation. "
May 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Only as personified capital is the capitalist respectable. As such, he shares with the miser the passion for wealth as wealth... It compels him to keep constantly extending his capital, in order to preserve it, but extend it he cannot, except by means of progressive accumulation. "
"American Pope" feels like the premise for a 70s Delillo novel that never happened
May 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"American Pope" feels like the premise for a 70s Delillo novel that never happened
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I will gladly fave your clearly staged pet video
November 28, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I will gladly fave your clearly staged pet video
The future is grim and tacky
November 15, 2024 at 2:36 PM
The future is grim and tacky
I like to think that if I rejected communism, I could also do this split
October 29, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I like to think that if I rejected communism, I could also do this split
I don't know who needs to hear this but
October 7, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but
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Mr. Bean is changing his name to Mr. Meme? What?
October 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Mr. Bean is changing his name to Mr. Meme? What?
Mr. Bean is changing his name to Mr. Meme? What?
October 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Mr. Bean is changing his name to Mr. Meme? What?
When I was younger, one of the great ambitions in my life was probably to become a casualty solemnly intoned by Nico in "Chelsea Girls"
October 2, 2024 at 2:57 PM
When I was younger, one of the great ambitions in my life was probably to become a casualty solemnly intoned by Nico in "Chelsea Girls"
A power move they never see coming is announcing yourself as the most foolish person in the room
September 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
A power move they never see coming is announcing yourself as the most foolish person in the room
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How much firepower will Paul Blart have on his person when his franchise gets revived? How thick will his bulletproof outfit be? How will his Punisher insignia be stylized??
August 13, 2024 at 5:16 PM
How much firepower will Paul Blart have on his person when his franchise gets revived? How thick will his bulletproof outfit be? How will his Punisher insignia be stylized??
Journalism has fallen so far since 1939
September 10, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Journalism has fallen so far since 1939
It's not often you get a bad vibe off a teddy bear, but here we are
August 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
It's not often you get a bad vibe off a teddy bear, but here we are