There's a selection of movies on MGM+ that are written and directed by Satan
August 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There's a selection of movies on MGM+ that are written and directed by Satan
I wonder if before God kills me he's going to admire me and post a photo of me on his Instagram story with "Cherry-Coloured Funk" playing underneath like I did with this spider
August 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I wonder if before God kills me he's going to admire me and post a photo of me on his Instagram story with "Cherry-Coloured Funk" playing underneath like I did with this spider
Here's my go-to line when hitting on someone
August 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Here's my go-to line when hitting on someone
Despite his colonialist, racist fantasies, my esteem for Edgar Rice Burroughs would rise tremendously if he called himself Normal Bean
August 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Despite his colonialist, racist fantasies, my esteem for Edgar Rice Burroughs would rise tremendously if he called himself Normal Bean
No expiration date printed on these hot dog buns - what a find! Sound investment! Variants ALWAYS rise in value
August 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
No expiration date printed on these hot dog buns - what a find! Sound investment! Variants ALWAYS rise in value
I love all social media
November 28, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I love all social media
I like to think that if I rejected communism, I could also do this split
October 29, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I like to think that if I rejected communism, I could also do this split
I don't know who needs to hear this but
October 7, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but
Journalism has fallen so far since 1939
September 10, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Journalism has fallen so far since 1939
It's not often you get a bad vibe off a teddy bear, but here we are
August 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
It's not often you get a bad vibe off a teddy bear, but here we are
A selfie I took today in the 110° heat
August 22, 2024 at 1:27 AM
A selfie I took today in the 110° heat
I strongly object to Optimus Prime facial features and so should you
August 18, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I strongly object to Optimus Prime facial features and so should you
We could have done this before
But we didn't know the science
That she knows
And didn't think of it
But we didn't know the science
That she knows
And didn't think of it
April 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
We could have done this before
But we didn't know the science
That she knows
And didn't think of it
But we didn't know the science
That she knows
And didn't think of it
Wolves are making a comeback
February 29, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Wolves are making a comeback
Proud to claim Grant
February 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Proud to claim Grant
Came into the possession of a couple of uncorrected proofs today, which - considering I have only the most distant connection to publishing - I think makes me some kind of punk rock outlaw
February 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Came into the possession of a couple of uncorrected proofs today, which - considering I have only the most distant connection to publishing - I think makes me some kind of punk rock outlaw
Thousand yard stare when I see the phrase "collective personage" in the translation I'm reading
February 16, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Thousand yard stare when I see the phrase "collective personage" in the translation I'm reading
imo this dude should get into cosplay
February 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
imo this dude should get into cosplay
✨ Inspirational ✨
February 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
✨ Inspirational ✨
Is he playing Rama Tut??
January 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Is he playing Rama Tut??
Is it just green screen?
January 21, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Is it just green screen?
The world's most beautiful orphan asylum
January 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
The world's most beautiful orphan asylum