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"If you need to learn how to talk to a Lady, ask your mum 💋💄"
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just so we're clear: if you're someone who manages to get into F2P/gacha and not spend money, and you feel happy progressing through it, then that's great!!

I have just cultivated a true distaste for the very concept, and how exploitative these things are.
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.
January 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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This one goes out to all the deviled egg homies #fallout #thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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What maladaptive daydreaming does to a mfer
November 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Thank you so much for 4k!!🥹😭🫶
Let’s do an art share!✨

Share your favourite pieces, study sketches you’re proud of, or even some wips you’re excited about!🥰✏️

#artshare
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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i should probably do my dishes but this computer chair isn't going to spin itself
November 26, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Genuine shoutout to those people that make good income and use it to pay artists to draw their blorbos 10000 times.
November 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:

The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!

The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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"i prefer using Mac computers" ooooh okay so you're a stupid baby. I see.
November 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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Black art is revolutionary because we live in a society that seeks to keep us so busy we can't reflect and produce art.
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but YOUR ASS WAITED TOO LATE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE!!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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i *HATE* planned obsolescence so much as someone who lost interest in tech updates 10 years ago. my 2015 macbook pro is doing fine but slowly the software is becoming incompatible 😒
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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My official age is “Too old to understand the Kendrick Lamar/Drake thing.”
November 26, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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So last night I put an Angus London broil in a bag to marinate with a cup of Italian dressing, 1/4 cup of soy sauce, and 1/4 cup of brown sugar.

I let it marinate for about 18 hours, and then broiled it.

It was most extremely delicious.
November 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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Rate my setup
November 26, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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What We Do In The Shadows.
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Did you know BlueSky only has 20 employees?

We would like to say a huge THANK YOU to those 20 warriors (who are working 24/7 to keep up with the incredible growth) for giving us a space to share.

We escaped hell to be here.

Thank you, @bsky.app & Jay Graber CEO (not a billionaire)
November 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:04 AM