hrpr
@choffmanni.bsky.social
Not a witch, nothing you’ve heard, high roller, She/her , Harper
Windmill app is crashing and burning, like the rivets are actually popping out atm
May 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Windmill app is crashing and burning, like the rivets are actually popping out atm
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“joe biden did not care about faggots”
April 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“joe biden did not care about faggots”
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April 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Arthur Morgan saying “That Joe Biden”
April 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Arthur Morgan saying “That Joe Biden”
🚨 WARNING 🚨
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️
⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️
⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️
April 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🚨 WARNING 🚨
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️
⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️
⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️
Grandpa WILL be in this episode
April 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Grandpa WILL be in this episode
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What Americans thought they voted for: 2019 without DEI
What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo
What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo
Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch
YouTube video by SoyTube Kids
youtu.be
April 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What Americans thought they voted for: 2019 without DEI
What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo
What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo
They’re putting me in this tomorrow
April 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
They’re putting me in this tomorrow
This is not a joke anymore
April 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is not a joke anymore
Are you enjoying the show?
Refill your nothing
You’ll love this next part.
Refill your nothing
You’ll love this next part.
April 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Are you enjoying the show?
Refill your nothing
You’ll love this next part.
Refill your nothing
You’ll love this next part.
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Autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 38, commented: “25 hours? Is that it? I did 36 hours on the Battle of Stalingrad last week and no one put me on the news.”
(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)
(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)
Neurotypical man wows world by speaking continuously about special interest for 25 hours
Headline by Jon Halling A man has been hailed as a “hero” after spending 25 straight hours infodumping about his special interest, despite the disadvantage of his neurotypicalism. Senator Cory Booker,...
thedailytism.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 38, commented: “25 hours? Is that it? I did 36 hours on the Battle of Stalingrad last week and no one put me on the news.”
(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)
(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)
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Jair Bolsonaro 🤝 early 20th century Ottoman Empire
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent
April 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Jair Bolsonaro 🤝 early 20th century Ottoman Empire
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent
COME ON CORY YOU CAN DO IT, PISS YOUR PANTS FOR DEMOCRACY(AND TO STICK IT TO THURMOND)
April 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
COME ON CORY YOU CAN DO IT, PISS YOUR PANTS FOR DEMOCRACY(AND TO STICK IT TO THURMOND)
In the future, a book about this time period in American History will be called something like “The Strategy of Hypertension–The Burger Reich & the Years of Lard: What Happens When the Treats are Gone?”
The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”
The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”
April 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In the future, a book about this time period in American History will be called something like “The Strategy of Hypertension–The Burger Reich & the Years of Lard: What Happens When the Treats are Gone?”
The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”
The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”
I’ve found an example of peak American capitalism
-start trade war with your ally for ????
-the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war
Beastmode
-start trade war with your ally for ????
-the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war
Beastmode
April 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’ve found an example of peak American capitalism
-start trade war with your ally for ????
-the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war
Beastmode
-start trade war with your ally for ????
-the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war
Beastmode
Why is there so much bad porn on the discover and what’s hot tabs??? I just wanna have a normal algorithm, I don’t want to see bears in chastity!
April 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Why is there so much bad porn on the discover and what’s hot tabs??? I just wanna have a normal algorithm, I don’t want to see bears in chastity!
Jagmeet Singh has gotta be flipping burgers and asking if you want fries with that this time next year, dude has destroyed his party for reasons that only the Singhma Mindset can comprehend.
April 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Jagmeet Singh has gotta be flipping burgers and asking if you want fries with that this time next year, dude has destroyed his party for reasons that only the Singhma Mindset can comprehend.
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I'd like to apologize for including this in my bio. I was under the mistaken impression that "DM" stood for "Don't Message". I've removed it (obv). Thank you to the few who messaged me seeking to clarify, rather than cancel.
March 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'd like to apologize for including this in my bio. I was under the mistaken impression that "DM" stood for "Don't Message". I've removed it (obv). Thank you to the few who messaged me seeking to clarify, rather than cancel.