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Not a witch, nothing you’ve heard, high roller, She/her , Harper
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Yuri 3
April 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The United States of Pedophilia
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 PM
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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breeding a trans girl and then punching her in the stomach to make sure it doesn't take
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I’m alive just very cold
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Lowkirkenuinely my shit is so fucked, dawg
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Windmill app is crashing and burning, like the rivets are actually popping out atm
May 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
May 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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“joe biden did not care about faggots”
April 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Arthur Morgan saying “That Joe Biden”
April 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
🚨 WARNING 🚨
⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️

⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️
April 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Grandpa WILL be in this episode
April 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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What Americans thought they voted for: 2019 without DEI

What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo
Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch
YouTube video by SoyTube Kids
youtu.be
April 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
They’re putting me in this tomorrow
April 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is not a joke anymore
April 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Banditsky shaker
April 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Are you enjoying the show?

Refill your nothing

You’ll love this next part.
April 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Money status: molested
April 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 38, commented: “25 hours? Is that it? I did 36 hours on the Battle of Stalingrad last week and no one put me on the news.”

(Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)
Neurotypical man wows world by speaking continuously about special interest for 25 hours
Headline by Jon Halling A man has been hailed as a “hero” after spending 25 straight hours infodumping about his special interest, despite the disadvantage of his neurotypicalism. Senator Cory Booker,...
thedailytism.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Jair Bolsonaro 🤝 early 20th century Ottoman Empire
being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent
April 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
COME ON CORY YOU CAN DO IT, PISS YOUR PANTS FOR DEMOCRACY(AND TO STICK IT TO THURMOND)
April 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In the future, a book about this time period in American History will be called something like “The Strategy of Hypertension–The Burger Reich & the Years of Lard: What Happens When the Treats are Gone?”

The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”
April 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve found an example of peak American capitalism

-start trade war with your ally for ????

-the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war

Beastmode
April 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM