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All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny https://theonion.com/all-6-branches-of-armed-forces-present-at-arrest-of-undocumented-nanny/
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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This kind of messaging is intended to drown moms in research, risk, and responsibility.

The goal is to keep them so anxious and so busy that they can't work for pay--especially not in high-powered "mens" jobs--or get involved in any kind of efforts to push for progressive change.
HHS Secretary RFK Jr: "This idea that you should trust the experts, a good mother doesn't do that"
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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AI guys are like we can’t use it to cure cancer but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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In what's now become an annual tradition, I've written another piece for The Gist about how and why I hate A.I.

On a bubble about to burst, a future rotted to its core, and the limits of the Mrs Doyle Theory of artificial intelligence.
www.thegist.ie/guest-gist-2...
Guest Gist: 2026, Our Already Rotting Future
Seamus O'Reilly warns of AI maximum bubbledrive this year.
www.thegist.ie
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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tips for new bluesky users:
omega's wave cannon attack comes in two variations: larboard wave cannon and starboard wave cannon. larboard shoots from omega's right side, while starboard does the same for its left side
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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my brain dumb and visual orientated
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger (2002)
Episode 5
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Why do people on tumblr talk like mens rights activists when it comes to racism. Why do random poc have to show white people endless grace, why do we have to practice interminable serenity "if you want more allies". I do not want allies that break at the slightest criticism. FUCK YOU
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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I just saw someone yell “they’re just using it to generate ideas!”

And

I hate to say it

But if you work in the ART DEPARTMENT and you need a death machine stuffed with your colleagues’ work to give you ideas

Quit.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Crunch time is always a failure of management.
NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Naughty Dog Studio Orders Employee Overtime for ‘Intergalactic’
The Sony-owned gamemakers have been racing to hit a December deadline
www.bloomberg.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Me seeing the Daily Mail and the Telegraph both turning on him this week:
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Lovely news.

archive.is/x43gU
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Student Who’s Been In 3 School Shootings Starting To Think This Might Be About Him https://theonion.com/student-whos-been-in-3-school-shootings-starting-to-think-this-might-be-about-him/
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM