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It's me, eggu. From the hit eggu, eggu!
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December 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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beautiful women want to exsanguinate me
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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you don't "suck ass" at fighting games. you simply have not unlocked the ability to access your Warrior's Soul. this can be achieved by either working retail or drinking 2 beers
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Steam has a nazi problem and its moderation actively allows it.
Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam

This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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working on Poly Yuri art
Girlfriends but two of them look the same lol
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Everytime i see new ads for the upcoming avatar movie, im thibking about this
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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i rly like how clear michiko sakurai's "phases" are. it's lovely tbh
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
nichijou
hunter x hunter (2011)
code geass
kaiji ultimate survivor
paranoia agent
Doing a train with my wife or something

IBO
Berserk (but the other one cuz I didn’t watch 97, I got Skull Knight in mine 😌)
PMMM
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Attack on Titan
Fuck it I like trains, top 5 anime in no particular order.

Iron Blooded Orphans
Berserk '97
Cross Ange
Legend Of The Galactic Heroes
Madoka Magica
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I love "the human condition" as a response to "what is [insert media] about?" because it's such a nothing answer that it's technically true of literally EVERY piece of media, yet there are still some things where actually saying that has some very odd implications.
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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when people say friendslop they mean the game de-emphasises itself to facilitate better functioning as social space. which ironically usually means having way less slop (progression systems and live service bullshit)
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Tired: 2 is the only even prime

Wired: 2 and 3 are the only prime numbers that are not 1 more or 1 less than a multiple of 6
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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It's often joked that Undertale's code is the product of Toby Fox doing "musician programming", the natural counterpart to "programmer art", but it's worse than that. Undertale is not Toby Fox's first rodeo. It is the work of someone whose understanding of of coding came from romhacking SNES games.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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half of the time I think about jojo part 5 I just think of this tweet
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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reminder that if you get subpoena'd or otherwise are surveilled in anyway, you need to stop posting and shut the fuck up.

seeing replies saying "dont comply in advance" - that's not what this is. its keeping yourself from digging a grave.

talk to a lawyer, and stop posting. (1/4)
Getting subpoenaed by the US government over bluesky posts
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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You’d think if you stopped the coyote from looking down, he could stay in the air. But his feet would eventually register the lack of ground. The real solution is the complete elimination of all sensory input. Then he could levitate indefinitely… not that worldly desires would matter to him anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I think the ultimate punchline would be if we got a new Kid Icarus that's mostly silent and atmospheric
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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once a decade someone on the metroid team realizes the only character is a woman and goes, "hey wouldn't it be better if we added a man???" and then it sucks complete ass
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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metroid prime 4 is breaking new ground
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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ITS REAL
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM