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I named my fists Little and Women because Beth's about to die.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Government so small it’s literally just one dude.
August 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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When mommy and daddy spend a fortune on your quinceañera and nobody from school shows up.
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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JD Vance has been a Catholic for like 6 years yet has had two wholly different Popes personally despise him and I think that’s beautiful
May 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
February 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Gaetz withdrawal is encouraging, not just because we won't have AG Gaetz but because it's taken Trump about two weeks to squander his supposedly invincible mandate and remind everyone of his staggering incompetence and dysfunction—which, per last time, are the main checks on his power.
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Do we talk books here? This one was a doozie. 5 stars. #juliaphillips is now an "always read" after Disappearing Earth and Bear.
November 18, 2024 at 11:07 PM