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Anthony N
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City Planning, Skiing, Boating and Fur Coating
My Thanksgiving tip is if you are responsible for the mashed potatoes, you can make them the night before and reheat them in a crockpot.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Overheard at the gym my kid's friend tell him "your dad's arms are huge".

I assure they are not.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My Top 5 Christmas Songs (in no particular order):
The Bells of Christmas by Julie Andrews
My Favorite Things by Herb Alpert
Underneath the Tree by Kelly Clarkson
Oh Holy Night by Celine Dion
Faeries by Mannheim Steamroller
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Referring to the dog park as the DP to keep my dog from getting to excited isn't ringing right in my mind.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I've successfully moved over 10,000 emails from my inbox to my deleted items folder. Happy Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Chat, a cold, rainy night is not conducive to getting rid of all this candy.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Signed up for the Demi presale through my credit card (which I don't use at all). Picked great seats, went to pay, have to pay with said credit card, oops it's expired and the new one is at home in my desk drawer. So, wish me luck getting tickets with the rest of the common folk 😬
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Love that the entire annual increase to my compensation will be eaten up by the increase to my kid's health insurance.
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Repost with you favorite Halloween costume. I should do this one again.
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Monopoly game being back at McD's is really jump starting my holiday season weight gain.
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Feel like he's judging.
October 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
October 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Y'all I just ordered my kid's yearbook and it cost $73. What in the world?
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Did something risky this morning.*

*Selected soft touch instead of touchless at the carwash.
October 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Keep talking about that new music and I'll keep thinking you're talking about the critically acclaimed filme starring Pamela Anderson and Jamie Lee Curtis.
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Trying to think of a way to convince my obviously closeted neighbor to let me borrow his Phantom Drophead without giving him the impression I'd suck his dick for the opportunity. Reference pic from the web because I didn't want to seem thirsty when he was letting me take a look.
October 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gonna read this to my idiot congressman who reps the large, rural southern MN CD-1
US farmers are saying they "just need temporary help, until things get better."

Here's the thing. US farm exports- which are mostly soy- CANNOT get better.

Other countries expanded their soy industries to fill China's demand.

We've walled ourselves out of the global market, folks. This is it.
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
We have a tenant who bought a patio umbrella. I don't understand what isn't clicking.
September 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Okay but God could do the funniest thing right now.
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Which Democrat has been the most disappointing to you? I think for me it is Hakeem Jeffries. I thought he would have a strong voice for the times we are living in, but his failure to endorse Mamdani is ridiculous.
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My dog has had diarrhea since Friday morning. This has been the worst weekend ever.
September 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
These late bloomers always surprise me.
September 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Please post exactly correctly or the people who declared the ninth crusade against a restaurant chain for changing its logo two weeks ago may act rashly
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"I'll see you in Valhalla" is a weird thing for the Hindi director of the FBI to say to a slain devout Christian.
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM