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I wheely like football ♿️

Gooner.
they/them 🏳️‍🌈
this is the greed they talked about in the bible
Exclusive: According to @sport.theguardian.com sources, Manchester City are in advanced talks to sign the United States midfielder Sam Coffey from Portland Thorns. The 27-year-old has been granted permission to fly to Manchester.
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January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Thinking of Kyra and her family, life is so fucking unfair sometimes 💔😔
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 10:44 AM
vic noooooooooooo 💔
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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This is who you're booing when you boo Saka
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
hatewatch successful 💅
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
give liverpool another million!
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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You know what? Fuck it, end to end goals all game. Let's go.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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them: what’s your favorite horror film?

me: watching arsenal defend a 1-0 lead
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ch*lsea losing 😭
used to dream of times like these
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I love Arsenal so much man
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I drew North London
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
football scriptwriters working overtime wow
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ch*lsea dropping points and lily woodham potm yippeeee
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
would arsenal like my acls i am genuinely not using them 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
had finally transitioned from being rattled by the women’s result to being rattled by the men’s, then saw lucy bronze’s instagram caption and am now double rattled 😵‍💫
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i am very moved leandro trossard
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
taking photos helps me to stay calm-ish (did not work today unfortunately)
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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happy 3-1 to those who celebrate
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Current location of my head:
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
handy momentum graph courtesy of my heart rate (arsenal in red of course 😌)
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i have not felt that much rage in a verrry long time. daylight fucking robbery.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Writes 'Arsenal robbed' headline. Changes it after Russo's offside goal. Changes it back after Maanum's goal is ruled out.
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM