Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
Writer, dog lover, Arsenal, Real Madrid, La Liga. Downstate Illinois.
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Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
· Nov 17
In light of allegations of people being too "twee" on here. You guys better unfollow me if you're looking for any critical football analysis from me beyond, "Riccardo Calafiori has pretty hair." I'm just warning you.
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capitalism is compatible with fascism
Bit weird that Visa and MasterCard forced Steam to take down anything with a hint of lewd but are more than eager to take payment for X Premium for the child porn generator
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
capitalism is compatible with fascism
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these guys aren't pretending to offer Greenlanders or any of their neoimperialist victims freedom or equality or self-determination. they're just offering to consume them and despoil their land of natural resources. An earlier generation of Americans would have hung them at nuremberg for it
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
these guys aren't pretending to offer Greenlanders or any of their neoimperialist victims freedom or equality or self-determination. they're just offering to consume them and despoil their land of natural resources. An earlier generation of Americans would have hung them at nuremberg for it
I finally decided to deactivate my Twitter instead of just leaving it locked and not going over to that abomination. I didn't even back it up because I'd screengrabbed a bunch of stuff a long time ago when I left. Sometimes the good thing about ADHD is that lack of object permanence...
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I finally decided to deactivate my Twitter instead of just leaving it locked and not going over to that abomination. I didn't even back it up because I'd screengrabbed a bunch of stuff a long time ago when I left. Sometimes the good thing about ADHD is that lack of object permanence...
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Incredible to formulate a sentence like "While I disagree with the sexual deepfakes of children" comma
Keir Starmer's spokesman tells me that X and Grok's creation of sexual deepfakes of children is "completely unacceptable" but again won't commit to taking direct action against them, or to stop posting there.
Says "all options are on the table" but suggests it's a matter for Ofcom, not Government
Says "all options are on the table" but suggests it's a matter for Ofcom, not Government
January 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Incredible to formulate a sentence like "While I disagree with the sexual deepfakes of children" comma
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Last year, the only profession that beat the Veterinary profession for non fatal injuries was Ski Instructors.
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Last year, the only profession that beat the Veterinary profession for non fatal injuries was Ski Instructors.
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Finally got my settings right
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Finally got my settings right
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The perfect two sentence story.
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The perfect two sentence story.
I haven't seen an Areola related injury like that since....*insert joke here*
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I haven't seen an Areola related injury like that since....*insert joke here*
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There's also the guy who found oil in his backyard in Kentucky.
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
There's also the guy who found oil in his backyard in Kentucky.
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I’m sorry the Mayor of NYC is allowed to help people????
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I’m sorry the Mayor of NYC is allowed to help people????
It's Edu and he's not grilling anything? This time of year?
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It's Edu and he's not grilling anything? This time of year?
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Who knew unwritten norms were load bearing elements of modern society?
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Who knew unwritten norms were load bearing elements of modern society?
Have we considered that there maybe is no Grok and it's just this douche?
The mother of one of Elon Musk's children says his AI bot won't stop creating sexualized images of her.
The mother of one of Elon Musk's children says his AI bot won't stop creating sexualized images of her
Ashley St. Clair, known for her fiery commentary online, says X has been slow to respond to the issue. The chatbot has recently been scrutinized for creating sexualized images of minors.
www.nbcnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Have we considered that there maybe is no Grok and it's just this douche?
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Well done. I suggest a new biomarker: being in the top 0.01% top listeners of [Artist] on Spotify; clocking up a minimum of 19days continuous listening 😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Well done. I suggest a new biomarker: being in the top 0.01% top listeners of [Artist] on Spotify; clocking up a minimum of 19days continuous listening 😅
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Fell backwards off of a plastic cheeseburger in the park of a music festival when I was like 10 and buckle fractured my thumb
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Fell backwards off of a plastic cheeseburger in the park of a music festival when I was like 10 and buckle fractured my thumb
My aunt and uncle are coming over to lunch today. It will be nice to see them casually. The last three times I've seen them it was either at the hospital or a funeral. They had to miss Thanksgiving because he had surgery and then Christmas because her mom passed.
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
My aunt and uncle are coming over to lunch today. It will be nice to see them casually. The last three times I've seen them it was either at the hospital or a funeral. They had to miss Thanksgiving because he had surgery and then Christmas because her mom passed.
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Gary O’Neil to Strasbourg. The managerial merry-go-round is incredible 😚👌🏼
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Gary O’Neil to Strasbourg. The managerial merry-go-round is incredible 😚👌🏼
Did Chelsea really fire Enzo only to replace him with a dude whose team (that they own) is in 7th in League 1? With a contract until 2032??? That is some kind of financial levering.
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Did Chelsea really fire Enzo only to replace him with a dude whose team (that they own) is in 7th in League 1? With a contract until 2032??? That is some kind of financial levering.
Someone asked me who the interim president (of Venezuela) was and I said Darren Fletcher if you want to know how football pilled I am.
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Someone asked me who the interim president (of Venezuela) was and I said Darren Fletcher if you want to know how football pilled I am.
That's my emotional support Billy Stings Tiny Desk Concert.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
That's my emotional support Billy Stings Tiny Desk Concert.
When I was heavily pregnant (that stage where you lose your mind a little) some wasps were coming in my window from a gap in the sill. Instead of spraying them, I decided to try to stab them with a knife and somehow stabbed myself in one hand and got stung by wasps on the other. 😂
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
When I was heavily pregnant (that stage where you lose your mind a little) some wasps were coming in my window from a gap in the sill. Instead of spraying them, I decided to try to stab them with a knife and somehow stabbed myself in one hand and got stung by wasps on the other. 😂
Jeez, that steroid shot I got in my hip was $2100. My insurance paid all of it but $100 but still.
January 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Jeez, that steroid shot I got in my hip was $2100. My insurance paid all of it but $100 but still.
Ole at the wheel again? Let's go. 😂
Ole Gunnar Solskjær has shown interest in taking Manchester United job as caretaker manager, regardless of contract length. (Fabrizio Romano)
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Ole at the wheel again? Let's go. 😂
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Try this one weird trick to become smoking hot and stress free*
*get sacked by Manchester United Football Club
(thank you @christinamcmc.bsky.social for alerting me to this)
*get sacked by Manchester United Football Club
(thank you @christinamcmc.bsky.social for alerting me to this)
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Try this one weird trick to become smoking hot and stress free*
*get sacked by Manchester United Football Club
(thank you @christinamcmc.bsky.social for alerting me to this)
*get sacked by Manchester United Football Club
(thank you @christinamcmc.bsky.social for alerting me to this)
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I like how they're all presented like January window signings. The transfer window is open and he'd know it better than most!
Welcome to A New Era, Dr. Helen Arteaga and Julia Kerson!
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I like how they're all presented like January window signings. The transfer window is open and he'd know it better than most!