Evan Backlog
@backlogreviewer.bsky.social
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Evan Backlog
@backlogreviewer.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Sneak peak of A Generation of Clouds, my next video essay:
Ahh, nothing fills me with nostalgia for the good old days like reading about an extensive and wealthy sex trafficking ring
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ahh, nothing fills me with nostalgia for the good old days like reading about an extensive and wealthy sex trafficking ring
My partner is now pregnant enough that the dog just wants to be sitting on her bump all the time, it's very sweet. I think the baby is learning to recognise her weight and temperature, because he starts kicking as soon as she plops down on him
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My partner is now pregnant enough that the dog just wants to be sitting on her bump all the time, it's very sweet. I think the baby is learning to recognise her weight and temperature, because he starts kicking as soon as she plops down on him
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Hello everyone, sorry to go so long without posting something. I caught covid in August and it's taken me months to start feeling relatively back to normal. I am still struggling with fatigue and some...
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November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Dying laughing at this AI lady from the Irish National Drivers License Service. "Maureen.Exe" is great. Her mouth is just hanging open
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Dying laughing at this AI lady from the Irish National Drivers License Service. "Maureen.Exe" is great. Her mouth is just hanging open
He's hammering the one plank of wood that Ben Shapiro bought from home depot
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He's hammering the one plank of wood that Ben Shapiro bought from home depot
Being a polite pedophile is fine on BlueSky, but god forbid you be in irate opposition to pedophilia
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Being a polite pedophile is fine on BlueSky, but god forbid you be in irate opposition to pedophilia
We've never been more back
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
We've never been more back
I often think about how Elon Musk has been allowed to alter the night sky with starlink satellites. Like he's just a guy, but he's littering in the starfield onto which people have projected stories for tens of thousands of years
I don't think one single guy should be allowed to do that
I don't think one single guy should be allowed to do that
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I often think about how Elon Musk has been allowed to alter the night sky with starlink satellites. Like he's just a guy, but he's littering in the starfield onto which people have projected stories for tens of thousands of years
I don't think one single guy should be allowed to do that
I don't think one single guy should be allowed to do that
It's miserable out, it's November, it's a day to drink Cider and watch The Green Knight
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It's miserable out, it's November, it's a day to drink Cider and watch The Green Knight
Look I know pointing out the hypocrisy of these people is pointless but can you imagine. Can you imagine for one minute if a transgender person said this?
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Look I know pointing out the hypocrisy of these people is pointless but can you imagine. Can you imagine for one minute if a transgender person said this?
Feels like this should be common sense. Scores can be helpful as a jumping off point for criticism. Thinking "Damn this felt like a 6/10 kinda experience," and then writing about why you felt that way is like. That's reviewing, that's writing a review
The thing about review scores is that they’re goofy as fuck and we shouldn’t have them, but IF we’re gonna have them, and if they have the cultural impact people - gamers, studio execs, etc. - say they do, then I don’t see why it would be bad to express part of my review opinion in the score.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Feels like this should be common sense. Scores can be helpful as a jumping off point for criticism. Thinking "Damn this felt like a 6/10 kinda experience," and then writing about why you felt that way is like. That's reviewing, that's writing a review
Remember how one of the best things about New Vegas was that it didn't just regurgitate iconic images the franchise had already created, but instead created new images that in turn became iconic in themselves? I think Amazon's Fallout should do that, I think that would be "going full New Vegas"
Fallout Season 2 goes full New Vegas with a new trailer showing a Deathclaw, The Kings, and Macaulay Culkin
www.eurogamer.net/fallout-seas...
www.eurogamer.net/fallout-seas...
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Remember how one of the best things about New Vegas was that it didn't just regurgitate iconic images the franchise had already created, but instead created new images that in turn became iconic in themselves? I think Amazon's Fallout should do that, I think that would be "going full New Vegas"
I go to the same coffee shop every morning on my way to work and the barista has the coffee made by the time I reach the counter. We shoot the shit for a couple minutes and then I go off, my day brightened. You too can experience this, for a fraction of the price of a Starbucks
The elites don't want you to know this, but your local coffee shop's coffee is 1000x better than Starbucks. Go give them a shot!
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I go to the same coffee shop every morning on my way to work and the barista has the coffee made by the time I reach the counter. We shoot the shit for a couple minutes and then I go off, my day brightened. You too can experience this, for a fraction of the price of a Starbucks
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The elites don't want you to know this, but your local coffee shop's coffee is 1000x better than Starbucks. Go give them a shot!
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The elites don't want you to know this, but your local coffee shop's coffee is 1000x better than Starbucks. Go give them a shot!
My driving instructor (not the conspiracy theory guy, I got a new guy lmao) was absolutely full of complements for me today, absolutely love to see it
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My driving instructor (not the conspiracy theory guy, I got a new guy lmao) was absolutely full of complements for me today, absolutely love to see it
Aloy? More like Inzoi am I right ha ha
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Aloy? More like Inzoi am I right ha ha
This is incredibly embarrassing
ok extremely funny that the horizon mmo has unreal engine sex doll character creator. total cultural victory for the guys that got mad about aloy's peach fuzz or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is incredibly embarrassing
Wish I was the sort of person who drank their coffee from a dainty espresso cup, perhaps over a morning newspaper, but unfortunately I am a muck savage who chugs it from a Guinness pint glass like some sort of cretin
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Wish I was the sort of person who drank their coffee from a dainty espresso cup, perhaps over a morning newspaper, but unfortunately I am a muck savage who chugs it from a Guinness pint glass like some sort of cretin
I was planning on doing absolutely sweet fuck all for my 30th next month, what with the imminent arrival of the baby, but my partner has broken the news that she's picked me up a couple gifts and and a mate has organised a tabletop night, it feels really nice to be thought of
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I was planning on doing absolutely sweet fuck all for my 30th next month, what with the imminent arrival of the baby, but my partner has broken the news that she's picked me up a couple gifts and and a mate has organised a tabletop night, it feels really nice to be thought of
I find it really interesting how American liberals have independently reconstructed q anon rhetoric around the subject of the Epstein files. I fully believe that Trump is a pedophile, but every day on here I see people talking about these files the same way q folks talked about the OIG report
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I find it really interesting how American liberals have independently reconstructed q anon rhetoric around the subject of the Epstein files. I fully believe that Trump is a pedophile, but every day on here I see people talking about these files the same way q folks talked about the OIG report
I think that I have enough loose thoughts about ludonarrative dissonance to write a script for a video, but I think it's something I'll have to research in depth because I'm almost positive that they're loose thoughts somebody smarter than I am has already had
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I think that I have enough loose thoughts about ludonarrative dissonance to write a script for a video, but I think it's something I'll have to research in depth because I'm almost positive that they're loose thoughts somebody smarter than I am has already had
We had the aurora here in Ireland a while ago, and here in the city it was all quite wan and shit because of light pollution, but my dad in the country got some of the most insane pictures I've ever seen
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
We had the aurora here in Ireland a while ago, and here in the city it was all quite wan and shit because of light pollution, but my dad in the country got some of the most insane pictures I've ever seen
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
Gun to my head, I don't think I could tell you why I made this
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gun to my head, I don't think I could tell you why I made this