Nothing like a hot cup of bisto to start the day

This is such an Irish mammy coded post, sounds like something my nanny would have said chatting to a neighbour over a garden hedge, wearing a dressing gown, cup of tea in one hand and fag in the other

Oh chat it is three hours long, levels of back never previously thought possible

The Green Knight is a certifiable Christmas banger, it starts and ends on Christmas day!

I think the idea of little kids looking up at the stars and seeing Elon's fucking junk is just profoundly sad. I also think it strokes his ego, which is profoundly enraging

Yeah it slaps, big style

Yeah he was like "Aaaaaahhhhh" (he was cheering I assume)

God finally made a non binary person who is good at driving, not just making lattes