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Dave W.
@babananot.bsky.social
ちょっとでぶけど、わりぃな…デーブ•ワリナーです。
Freelance JP to EN translator.
Graduated with honors from University of Maryland - College Park.
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So Paprika.

He kept flipping his litter tray so we secured it with a clothespin.

Woke up to tray flipped *and wooden clothespin dismantled* sitting on top of it, chewed to high heaven.

That was a *threat*.

He is truly a chaos potato.
July 31, 2023 at 12:36 PM
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rat shapes ✨
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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If you're THAT desperate for furry game, remember that there's tons of indie furry devs out there who are making them with love and passion.

Don't feed the Corporation Slop.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Getaway vehicle thing. I'm either getting away clean on Boneripper or holding tight when Thanquol skitterleaps the fuck away.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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If you're a cis person looking for ways to connect with the Trans Day of Remembrance, here's a list of suggestions:

1) Money. Give money to trans people. Especially to black trans people. Save the speeches and the somber memes. Give. Money. Not to the Trevor Project, to trans people.

End of list.
November 20, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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you know what i mean?
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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are the fae

open source
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Rat feet are incredible. Bask in them.
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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ran
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Surprise #FoxgirlFriday from 🎨しろえびろさん (x.com/Ne__moon_)! It's always a good day for more foxgirls in bunnysuits. (and they're taking commissions via skeb to pay for hospital bills if you want your own!)

#FurryArt #OC #OCSky #うちの子 #メスケモ #ケモノ
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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AEW presents Blood & Tables
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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this post has been in my head for fucking weeks
June 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Pleased to inform you all it's a national holiday.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When my girl Korai passed, she did it laying on my chest singing a rat song to me.

Today I introduced myself to the new babies by singing that song to the best of my ability back to them.

They were intrigued and came to see me despite being terrified of new surroundings.

#rats are the best pets.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Picked up my two new girls, Statice and Tiffany Ratton! They're accomodating to their new home together during quarantine. A nice 5-story condo they'll be using for a month until they can move into the palace. #rats #petrats #ratsofbluesky #skyrats
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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weird bird looking at me
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this.

To ICE: "You can repent"
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I had no idea that Lion El'Jonson was played by Kevin Nash.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM