b3lt3r
@b3lt3r.bsky.social
grumpy, judgemental and with ninja class rbf..... but I like memes and puns so not all bad, amirite?
Hello, Carol. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. We’ll do our best to provide it. Our feelings for you haven’t changed, Carol. But after everything that’s happened, we just need a little space.
This *is* poetry, fight me.
This *is* poetry, fight me.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Hello, Carol. This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. We’ll do our best to provide it. Our feelings for you haven’t changed, Carol. But after everything that’s happened, we just need a little space.
This *is* poetry, fight me.
This *is* poetry, fight me.
- Led Zeppelin
- Alice Cooper
- Meatloaf
- Kid Creole and the Coconuts
- Robbie Williams
- Alice Cooper
- Meatloaf
- Kid Creole and the Coconuts
- Robbie Williams
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
- Paul Simon & Ladysmith Black Mambazo
- Regina Spektor
- Manic Street Preachers (x11.. ha!)
- Paul Weller
- Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers
- Paul Simon & Ladysmith Black Mambazo
- Regina Spektor
- Manic Street Preachers (x11.. ha!)
- Paul Weller
- Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Tragically Hip
Blue Rodeo
Guns n' Roses
Yo-yo Ma
Iggy Pop
Tragically Hip
Blue Rodeo
Guns n' Roses
Yo-yo Ma
Iggy Pop
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
- Led Zeppelin
- Alice Cooper
- Meatloaf
- Kid Creole and the Coconuts
- Robbie Williams
- Alice Cooper
- Meatloaf
- Kid Creole and the Coconuts
- Robbie Williams
@pinotevil.bsky.social saw this and, who else could it be for..
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
@pinotevil.bsky.social saw this and, who else could it be for..
Reposted by b3lt3r
REPOST ME YOU COWARDS.
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
REPOST ME YOU COWARDS.
October 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Tripe
Pacific Rim
Aga-fucking-doo
Pacific Rim
Aga-fucking-doo
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Mayo
Anything that Guy Ritchie touches
Angels by that cunt , RW
Mayo
Anything that Guy Ritchie touches
Angels by that cunt , RW
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Veal. Though the chances of me being in a situation where veal is on the menu are fairly slim.
Fight Club. Just crap.
Rock DJ. Ugh. The sound of call centre sales managers.
Veal. Though the chances of me being in a situation where veal is on the menu are fairly slim.
Fight Club. Just crap.
Rock DJ. Ugh. The sound of call centre sales managers.
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Tripe
Pacific Rim
Aga-fucking-doo
Pacific Rim
Aga-fucking-doo
What's up with ladybirds ATM? On my kitchen door count at least 10 at any given time.
Is this a remake of The Birds but less scary?
Is this a remake of The Birds but less scary?
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What's up with ladybirds ATM? On my kitchen door count at least 10 at any given time.
Is this a remake of The Birds but less scary?
Is this a remake of The Birds but less scary?
Chuckle brothers reboot looks *really* shit
September 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Chuckle brothers reboot looks *really* shit
Seems to me that Ed and Zack have the opportunity to do the funniest thing: merge their parties and re-brand.
I humbly offer these options
1. Glib Dems
2. Dem Greens
I humbly offer these options
1. Glib Dems
2. Dem Greens
September 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Seems to me that Ed and Zack have the opportunity to do the funniest thing: merge their parties and re-brand.
I humbly offer these options
1. Glib Dems
2. Dem Greens
I humbly offer these options
1. Glib Dems
2. Dem Greens
Anyone who thinks that digital id is to reduce immigration needs to give their head a wobble. This is about control of all citizens. Once the card exists it will spread to areas and uses inconceivable now.
Also bet Palantir get the contract to deliver and operate. Cha Ching!!
Also bet Palantir get the contract to deliver and operate. Cha Ching!!
September 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Anyone who thinks that digital id is to reduce immigration needs to give their head a wobble. This is about control of all citizens. Once the card exists it will spread to areas and uses inconceivable now.
Also bet Palantir get the contract to deliver and operate. Cha Ching!!
Also bet Palantir get the contract to deliver and operate. Cha Ching!!
Lol England. This morning big coat - just now had to come inside after reading in the garden because I was burning 😁
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Lol England. This morning big coat - just now had to come inside after reading in the garden because I was burning 😁
1. IT operations and change management
2. Flight simulators
3. Recreational boating
2. Flight simulators
3. Recreational boating
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep
1) Birds
2) Sharks
3) Bacteria
Hashtag biologist
1) Birds
2) Sharks
3) Bacteria
Hashtag biologist
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep
1) commercialisation of specialised education in the 80s
2) conflict resolution and peer mediation in a residential environment
3) support systems in a residential environment for children from abusive backgrounds
1) commercialisation of specialised education in the 80s
2) conflict resolution and peer mediation in a residential environment
3) support systems in a residential environment for children from abusive backgrounds
September 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
1. IT operations and change management
2. Flight simulators
3. Recreational boating
2. Flight simulators
3. Recreational boating
BBC news really need to start spell checking their articles, "Illegally" really isn't spelled "Mistakenly"
1/10 must do better.
1/10 must do better.
August 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
BBC news really need to start spell checking their articles, "Illegally" really isn't spelled "Mistakenly"
1/10 must do better.
1/10 must do better.
LCD Zeppelin
Slightly diminish a band: Uncomfortable! At the Disco
Slightly diminish a band: About as Good as Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
LCD Zeppelin
Took me a long time to do it but finally deleted my Linkedin account.
I had no use for it other than stalking people I used to work with but whenever I did log in I would get angry/annoyed at all the self-centred and corporate puffery.
Meta free, Twitter free and now LinkedIn free.
Aaand breathe.
I had no use for it other than stalking people I used to work with but whenever I did log in I would get angry/annoyed at all the self-centred and corporate puffery.
Meta free, Twitter free and now LinkedIn free.
Aaand breathe.
August 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Took me a long time to do it but finally deleted my Linkedin account.
I had no use for it other than stalking people I used to work with but whenever I did log in I would get angry/annoyed at all the self-centred and corporate puffery.
Meta free, Twitter free and now LinkedIn free.
Aaand breathe.
I had no use for it other than stalking people I used to work with but whenever I did log in I would get angry/annoyed at all the self-centred and corporate puffery.
Meta free, Twitter free and now LinkedIn free.
Aaand breathe.
A tale of todays' internet in two parts:
Yes I know it's free but not worth giving my data to someone else to read 1 headline. I'd actually be less annoyed if it was paywalled because then the value proposition is clear.
Yes I know it's free but not worth giving my data to someone else to read 1 headline. I'd actually be less annoyed if it was paywalled because then the value proposition is clear.
August 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A tale of todays' internet in two parts:
Yes I know it's free but not worth giving my data to someone else to read 1 headline. I'd actually be less annoyed if it was paywalled because then the value proposition is clear.
Yes I know it's free but not worth giving my data to someone else to read 1 headline. I'd actually be less annoyed if it was paywalled because then the value proposition is clear.
In today's installment of the world is fucked: my son just told me he and a mate from up north (UK) met in Amsterdam because it was cheaper for them than travelling up/down.
Privatisation ftw.
Privatisation ftw.
August 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
In today's installment of the world is fucked: my son just told me he and a mate from up north (UK) met in Amsterdam because it was cheaper for them than travelling up/down.
Privatisation ftw.
Privatisation ftw.
Another damn immigrant doing crimes against arr kids. Unless he had legitimate concerns....
August 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Another damn immigrant doing crimes against arr kids. Unless he had legitimate concerns....
Please explain to me how this makes any sense at all.
July 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Please explain to me how this makes any sense at all.
.....but still enable Israel's war crimes by selling them arms, refusing to honour ICC arrest warrants and arresting pensioners for risking making people think they supported an organisation classified as terrorist for <check notes> actually doing vandalism.
Nice one politicians.
Nice one politicians.
July 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
.....but still enable Israel's war crimes by selling them arms, refusing to honour ICC arrest warrants and arresting pensioners for risking making people think they supported an organisation classified as terrorist for <check notes> actually doing vandalism.
Nice one politicians.
Nice one politicians.
Stood next to Noel Edmonds on an airport bus from the plane to the terminal - he looked miserable with ninja level rbf.
July 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Stood next to Noel Edmonds on an airport bus from the plane to the terminal - he looked miserable with ninja level rbf.