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Azrael Newtype
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Lover of Robots, Hater of Evil Dinosaur Empires, Janitor of Hell. Vive l'esprit de '93. Ecc.4:2-3.
I apparently remembered to toss the dying Christmas light string (and its box) that was a little too short even when it was working, but didn’t remember to make note of its length for the replacement.

Past me is a stupid asshole.
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The biggest con in contemporary politics is Gender-Conservatives calling trans women perverts and rapists while constantly, and I mean constantly innovating new ways to sexually harass us on a mass scale.
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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After publishing this article, I've heard from many that CR seems to be using AI to produce dub CCs. Now, thanks to a slip-up CR had with episode 6 dub of The Banished Court Magician, we can say that with 100% certainty: Crunchyroll is using the AI service Ollang.com for its dub closed captions!
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's somewhat amusing that an incremental game I've been playing is more scrupulous about the idea that you cannot perform meaningful research or advance toward AGI with AI generated slop than actual companies in reality seem to be.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Do it.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Didn’t realize until the last 20 seconds that this enemy had two different Pixies while I was in my FA Alex. Only died twice though,

so I praised them both.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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OH

WELL

WHY

NOT
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Is youtube's search abysmal or is the old ADV "What is anime?" ad really not archived anywhere?
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I've played so much Ys and Trails—I should play Brandish.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is

NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If my mother traded me for a grip of perc 30s I would probably never talk about the value of painkillers again.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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going to wish you into the inflatable cornfield
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM