azban.bsky.social
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consider the humble 30 something boyfailure squirrel
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Political Satire
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yes one little thing can revive a guy, and that's a piece of rhubarb pie!
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We're rabidmaniacs, and we're chirry to the max.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'n a raccoon. Of course my project zomboid profession is a burglar.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We need an agency like DARPA but it funds random indie genes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I literally have travel sized malt vinegars with me at all times, just incase.
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I wish more restaurants had mustard or vinegar on the table by default. If I'm getting fries I don't want fucking ketchup for them!
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Q: Speaker Johnson is calling on the Senate to make revisions to this bill because he says it's doesn't adequately protect survivors

MASSIE: That's been a red herring all along. The survivors have always been in favor of this legislation. He's trying to save face.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Common raccoons (Carnivora: Procyonidae: Procyon lotor) are native to most of North America and have been introduced to Japan and Europe. Their problem-solving abilities make them highly adaptable, and in urban areas they're sometimes considered pests. Oak Openings Metropark, Ohio, 15 Jul 2012.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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enjoyable little video on how wool gets graded and sorted

IG community_clothing and campaignforwool
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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to fix a collar gap on a budget, stick a pin in the collar like this to prevent your head from dropping
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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To clarify:
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Flatline
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Mr. Raccoon is perfecting his begging face. Yes, I did cave in and feed him.
#raccoon #mammals #wildlife
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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“Mr. President…we know you’re healthy. Perhaps the hoarseness is from Bill Clinton giving you a tonsillectomy with his diii- <tackled by Secret Service>
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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It’s time to go and buy some roasted chestnuts and maybe an ear of corn too.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Ayo
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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jumpy
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM