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aaron.
@ayroned.bsky.social
❌Stuff writer for @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | @LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
just wanted to drop by to let you know about the gospel of jonathan taylor and how he’s saved me
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
just wanted to pull up over here to say the Indianapolis colts
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
idk if yall heard but daniel jones and the indianapolis colts
October 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Raiders defense Mark Sanchez

🤝

Gettin carved up
in downtown Indy
October 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
*me staring off in intense serious thought*

Gf: what’s wrong babe? You thinking about John Cena being a Toretto again?

Me: IT’S JUST THAT HE’S NOT THE SAME TYPE OF CAUCASIAN AS DOM AND MIA
October 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Regardless of how you feel about Marvel, part of why Black Panther was so sick was the album they released for it. You telling me a comic book movie had Kendrick produce an album? Damn
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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legacy music media about 1991: pivotal year for music, you had Nirvana and Pearl Jam and grunge and college radio and metal and hip-hop hitting it big, so much great stuff to choose from

me: go ninja go ninja go
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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How did this happen?
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Went to D.C. for the first time. It was…interesting
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
movie soundtracks used to be taken so seriously. like why did bobby brown make such a banger for ghostbusters 2
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the abbreviations my son send me in text be whooping my ass
September 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Pretty fun Friday night hosting for your boy. Shoutout to the loft
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
a good litmus test is everyone who sucks is fine with all this. there have been ZERO surprises
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Super Bowl on the way for Dimes
@ayroned.bsky.social ”Indiana Jones” is such a great nickname. first ballot HOF on that alone
September 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
September 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nobody:

MJ & Eminem:
September 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
every company that makes me communicate with ai instead of an alive human person
September 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
need to find this fit for halloween so I have to explain who I am all night
August 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
BIG TIME COLLEGE FOOTBALL THIS SATURDAY. SIRI PLAY ‘DEVIL TOWN’
August 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
asking them the real questions this nation wants to know
August 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There’s a rumor that happens to be true that I’ll be the host for this show at the beginning of next month, and you 🫵🏿should be there 🤷🏿‍♂️

🎟️: phoenix.standuplive.com/events/104761
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August 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
most unrealistic part of Weapons is the 6 black kids in one 3rd grade class at THAT school
August 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Well I haven't been paying attention to conference news or much ncaa news for the past few months, time to open up the ol' bluesky and --- TEXAS STATE???
August 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
this probably what the cast of greys anatomy look like now
August 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM