aaron.
@ayroned.bsky.social
❌Stuff writer for @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | @LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
this song didn’t need to be this good for the waiting to exhale soundtrack. we were gettin heat for no reason
October 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
this song didn’t need to be this good for the waiting to exhale soundtrack. we were gettin heat for no reason
Went to D.C. for the first time. It was…interesting
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Went to D.C. for the first time. It was…interesting
Pretty fun Friday night hosting for your boy. Shoutout to the loft
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pretty fun Friday night hosting for your boy. Shoutout to the loft
every company that makes me communicate with ai instead of an alive human person
September 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
every company that makes me communicate with ai instead of an alive human person
need to find this fit for halloween so I have to explain who I am all night
August 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
need to find this fit for halloween so I have to explain who I am all night
asking them the real questions this nation wants to know
August 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
asking them the real questions this nation wants to know
this probably what the cast of greys anatomy look like now
August 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this probably what the cast of greys anatomy look like now
this why god don’t talk to us anymore
July 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
this why god don’t talk to us anymore
We should all wear clothing with our friends faces on them
July 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We should all wear clothing with our friends faces on them
When Ishbia first bought the suns compared to now
June 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When Ishbia first bought the suns compared to now
Adam Silver seeing that haliban ain’t going away but he can’t make money off the merch
June 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Adam Silver seeing that haliban ain’t going away but he can’t make money off the merch
the fits Damon Wayans wearing in Mo Money are dastardly
June 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the fits Damon Wayans wearing in Mo Money are dastardly
Guess I’ll post standup stuff here too
May 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Guess I’ll post standup stuff here too
April 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me when people bring up Keke Palmer
February 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me when people bring up Keke Palmer
seeing folks in phoenix at the car wash during dust storm season
July 30, 2023 at 5:24 PM
seeing folks in phoenix at the car wash during dust storm season
EXTREME dad text from my dad
July 23, 2023 at 12:29 AM
EXTREME dad text from my dad
me in a dressing room trying on jeans:
July 20, 2023 at 10:37 PM
me in a dressing room trying on jeans:
my gf gotta do a driving school class for 4 hours online and she chose the improv version, it’s just a bunch of vids of dude teaching the DRIVING class like he doing stand up. hell is real and she in it
July 9, 2023 at 9:15 PM
my gf gotta do a driving school class for 4 hours online and she chose the improv version, it’s just a bunch of vids of dude teaching the DRIVING class like he doing stand up. hell is real and she in it
Gregg Popovich to Wemby right now
July 7, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Gregg Popovich to Wemby right now
the party we at chopped up the brats and put them on sticks
July 4, 2023 at 9:53 PM
the party we at chopped up the brats and put them on sticks