Aylmer
@aylmer.bsky.social
Blockbuster employee 2003-2006
WFMU listener 24/7
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WFMU listener 24/7
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The Baltimorons is an insufferable watch. 0 bags of popcorn.
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Baltimorons is an insufferable watch. 0 bags of popcorn.
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I don’t need a movie about Bruce Springsteen. I need a movie about what the hell happened to the chicken man.
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I don’t need a movie about Bruce Springsteen. I need a movie about what the hell happened to the chicken man.
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I;m thinking about thos beans.
October 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I;m thinking about thos beans.
The Shrouds is Videodrome.
April 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Shrouds is Videodrome.
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1969.
Mad Magazine.
Mad Magazine.
March 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1969.
Mad Magazine.
Mad Magazine.
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It's quite literally the only institution on the planet the works as it is supposed to.
Everyone somehow takes more out of it than they put it in and yet it grows and grows, always making more for others.
The last holdout to the universal commodification and enshittification of everything.
Everyone somehow takes more out of it than they put it in and yet it grows and grows, always making more for others.
The last holdout to the universal commodification and enshittification of everything.
February 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's quite literally the only institution on the planet the works as it is supposed to.
Everyone somehow takes more out of it than they put it in and yet it grows and grows, always making more for others.
The last holdout to the universal commodification and enshittification of everything.
Everyone somehow takes more out of it than they put it in and yet it grows and grows, always making more for others.
The last holdout to the universal commodification and enshittification of everything.
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If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
November 9, 2024 at 1:35 AM
If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
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Do not, my friends, become addicted to cheesy gordita crunch. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
January 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Do not, my friends, become addicted to cheesy gordita crunch. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
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gotham city's hard working drug dealers are constantly coming up with new and novel hallucinogens to add color and sparkle to its resident's dreary lives and the bat man takes them down because he hates it when anyone else has a good time
January 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gotham city's hard working drug dealers are constantly coming up with new and novel hallucinogens to add color and sparkle to its resident's dreary lives and the bat man takes them down because he hates it when anyone else has a good time
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An abandoned crematorium somewhere in Pennsylvania
December 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
An abandoned crematorium somewhere in Pennsylvania
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
Took a sick day today without being sick HELL YEAH
December 11, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Took a sick day today without being sick HELL YEAH
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the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again
October 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again
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me walking in on the TV my dad left on and seeing HBO Real Sex for the first time as a 8 year old:
December 7, 2024 at 3:53 AM
me walking in on the TV my dad left on and seeing HBO Real Sex for the first time as a 8 year old:
Who else sings Mr. Blue Sky every time they open this app
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Who else sings Mr. Blue Sky every time they open this app
Finally hit my seasonal depression stride and entered Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
December 1, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Finally hit my seasonal depression stride and entered Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
What a sad ending for the Raiders. Kansas City is waaaay too lucky.
November 29, 2024 at 11:24 PM
What a sad ending for the Raiders. Kansas City is waaaay too lucky.
What’s up with the “tiny shoes”
the marching bands are wearing for the parade?
the marching bands are wearing for the parade?
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM
What’s up with the “tiny shoes”
the marching bands are wearing for the parade?
the marching bands are wearing for the parade?
This is very Twin Peaks coded.
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
This is very Twin Peaks coded.
Congratulations to Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987, runtime 93 minutes) for being chosen as Bluesky’s official Thanksgiving movie. 🍿
November 28, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Congratulations to Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987, runtime 93 minutes) for being chosen as Bluesky’s official Thanksgiving movie. 🍿
It’s a flat foot floogie with a floy floy kinda day.
November 26, 2024 at 11:48 AM
It’s a flat foot floogie with a floy floy kinda day.
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Slow getting started but this is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU?...
youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU?...
The Ross Sisters - Solid Potato Salad (DVD Quality) Full Video
YouTube video by utubebob100
youtu.be
November 26, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Slow getting started but this is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU?...
youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU?...