Helper Monkey, aka Antifa
@ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social
Helper Monkey's my slave name. My birth name is ¡Yaoweeeeeech! I was torn out of me mum's arms as a wee bairn, & am now forced to do tricks for a fat talking head. He thinks he's in control, but this is my account, now. I llke macadamia nuts & CoCo Puffs.
Murder on the high seas.
Capturing foreign ships and plundering treasure.
The United States of America has become a pirate nation.
Aaaaaarrrrrgh!
Capturing foreign ships and plundering treasure.
The United States of America has become a pirate nation.
Aaaaaarrrrrgh!
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Murder on the high seas.
Capturing foreign ships and plundering treasure.
The United States of America has become a pirate nation.
Aaaaaarrrrrgh!
Capturing foreign ships and plundering treasure.
The United States of America has become a pirate nation.
Aaaaaarrrrrgh!
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a reliable car, plenty of gas money for a trip cross-country, and Trump's painful, humiliating death. You can reverse the order of that, please, because I'll need the gassed-up car to go visit Trump's grave (so I can piss on it).
Your friend,
Helper Monkey
All I want for Christmas is a reliable car, plenty of gas money for a trip cross-country, and Trump's painful, humiliating death. You can reverse the order of that, please, because I'll need the gassed-up car to go visit Trump's grave (so I can piss on it).
Your friend,
Helper Monkey
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a reliable car, plenty of gas money for a trip cross-country, and Trump's painful, humiliating death. You can reverse the order of that, please, because I'll need the gassed-up car to go visit Trump's grave (so I can piss on it).
Your friend,
Helper Monkey
All I want for Christmas is a reliable car, plenty of gas money for a trip cross-country, and Trump's painful, humiliating death. You can reverse the order of that, please, because I'll need the gassed-up car to go visit Trump's grave (so I can piss on it).
Your friend,
Helper Monkey
The first Repub who says these words (verbatum) before a large crowd, "Go fuck yourself, President Trump, you blobby piece of shit!" will win back their party away from Trump. Don't be political, be forceful. Have conviction. Trump will flounder in response, to which you say, "Eat shit, asshole."
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The first Repub who says these words (verbatum) before a large crowd, "Go fuck yourself, President Trump, you blobby piece of shit!" will win back their party away from Trump. Don't be political, be forceful. Have conviction. Trump will flounder in response, to which you say, "Eat shit, asshole."
I have just been honoured with the much coveted Popeye's Chicken Sexiest Man Alive Award, and I most humbly accept this truly great and much deserved prize on behalf of sexy people everywhere. I would like to give thanks those who made this all possible, they being Me, Myself, and I. I am welcome.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I have just been honoured with the much coveted Popeye's Chicken Sexiest Man Alive Award, and I most humbly accept this truly great and much deserved prize on behalf of sexy people everywhere. I would like to give thanks those who made this all possible, they being Me, Myself, and I. I am welcome.
What I get from this:
Dems in charge are afraid to call a spade a spade. This guy says the video disturbed him, yet he makes a point of lauding Admiral Bradley as having "a storied career," and that the murdered men were "bad men" with guns. We're supposed to take the word of a murderer, now? Lol!
Dems in charge are afraid to call a spade a spade. This guy says the video disturbed him, yet he makes a point of lauding Admiral Bradley as having "a storied career," and that the murdered men were "bad men" with guns. We're supposed to take the word of a murderer, now? Lol!
Rep. Jim Himes speaks after boat strikes briefing
YouTube video by KSDK News
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What I get from this:
Dems in charge are afraid to call a spade a spade. This guy says the video disturbed him, yet he makes a point of lauding Admiral Bradley as having "a storied career," and that the murdered men were "bad men" with guns. We're supposed to take the word of a murderer, now? Lol!
Dems in charge are afraid to call a spade a spade. This guy says the video disturbed him, yet he makes a point of lauding Admiral Bradley as having "a storied career," and that the murdered men were "bad men" with guns. We're supposed to take the word of a murderer, now? Lol!
Peter Hegseth,
You are guilty of following illegal orders to issue illegal orders to commit multple acts of murder upon civilian non-combatants in international waters, and of hiding the evidence of your crimes by blowing it the fuck up. There is only one penalty for these acts of piracy.
You are guilty of following illegal orders to issue illegal orders to commit multple acts of murder upon civilian non-combatants in international waters, and of hiding the evidence of your crimes by blowing it the fuck up. There is only one penalty for these acts of piracy.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Peter Hegseth,
You are guilty of following illegal orders to issue illegal orders to commit multple acts of murder upon civilian non-combatants in international waters, and of hiding the evidence of your crimes by blowing it the fuck up. There is only one penalty for these acts of piracy.
You are guilty of following illegal orders to issue illegal orders to commit multple acts of murder upon civilian non-combatants in international waters, and of hiding the evidence of your crimes by blowing it the fuck up. There is only one penalty for these acts of piracy.
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“NIAGARA” (1953) dir. Henry Hathaway
Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten, Jean Peters, Max Showalter
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #Noirvember
Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten, Jean Peters, Max Showalter
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #Noirvember
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“NIAGARA” (1953) dir. Henry Hathaway
Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten, Jean Peters, Max Showalter
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #Noirvember
Marilyn Monroe, Joseph Cotten, Jean Peters, Max Showalter
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #Noirvember
Trump to Ukraine: "Listen, here, The Ukraine. You have until Thanksgiving to agree to Russia's terms for ending this war. If I don't get my Peace Prize, the United States won't be your friend anymore! Capiche?"
Ukraine to Trump: "You go fuck yourself. With friend like you, we don't need Putin."
Ukraine to Trump: "You go fuck yourself. With friend like you, we don't need Putin."
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Trump to Ukraine: "Listen, here, The Ukraine. You have until Thanksgiving to agree to Russia's terms for ending this war. If I don't get my Peace Prize, the United States won't be your friend anymore! Capiche?"
Ukraine to Trump: "You go fuck yourself. With friend like you, we don't need Putin."
Ukraine to Trump: "You go fuck yourself. With friend like you, we don't need Putin."
The only reason Trump sucked Mamdani's dick, yesterday, was because Mamdani was standing right next to it. Trump is a coward, and will only be confrontational with women, who it feels are weak, or when standing behind a podium or keyboard. Person-to-Trump, it cowers for approval. So pathetic.
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The only reason Trump sucked Mamdani's dick, yesterday, was because Mamdani was standing right next to it. Trump is a coward, and will only be confrontational with women, who it feels are weak, or when standing behind a podium or keyboard. Person-to-Trump, it cowers for approval. So pathetic.
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(🧵) Just had one of the most upsetting experiences I’ve ever had with AI. As a test, I asked Grok to provide me with 200 statements about “Seth Abramson” that met two criteria: they are (a) true, (b) critical. What Grok returned was the most bizarre series of fabulations I have ever seen. Thus this:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
(🧵) Just had one of the most upsetting experiences I’ve ever had with AI. As a test, I asked Grok to provide me with 200 statements about “Seth Abramson” that met two criteria: they are (a) true, (b) critical. What Grok returned was the most bizarre series of fabulations I have ever seen. Thus this:
A child thinks Frankenstein is the monster. A man knows the monster is Frankenstein.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
A child thinks Frankenstein is the monster. A man knows the monster is Frankenstein.
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The egg, still life with lamp and illuminated fingers.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The egg, still life with lamp and illuminated fingers.
"Epstein's Island? All I know about Epstein's fucking Island is that the coke was plentiful, but cut to shit. Beyond that, I can't remember much. Have they talked to the pig?"
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Epstein's Island? All I know about Epstein's fucking Island is that the coke was plentiful, but cut to shit. Beyond that, I can't remember much. Have they talked to the pig?"
"His manhood was, in all its aspects, like to a boiled shrimp, and I had a hankering for cocktail."
--Olivia Nuzzi (on RFK Jr.)
--Olivia Nuzzi (on RFK Jr.)
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"His manhood was, in all its aspects, like to a boiled shrimp, and I had a hankering for cocktail."
--Olivia Nuzzi (on RFK Jr.)
--Olivia Nuzzi (on RFK Jr.)
History will not be kind to these creatures, nor will the near future be.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
History will not be kind to these creatures, nor will the near future be.
FACT: Trump is driven by greed, insecurity, and narcissism.
FACT: Trump is amoral.
FACT: Trump will do anything for money.
FACT: Trump was a "friend" to Epstein, but felt second to him.
FACT: Trump always wants in on the action (money).
ERGO, Trump was partner to Epstein's sex-trafficking op.
FACT: Trump is amoral.
FACT: Trump will do anything for money.
FACT: Trump was a "friend" to Epstein, but felt second to him.
FACT: Trump always wants in on the action (money).
ERGO, Trump was partner to Epstein's sex-trafficking op.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
FACT: Trump is driven by greed, insecurity, and narcissism.
FACT: Trump is amoral.
FACT: Trump will do anything for money.
FACT: Trump was a "friend" to Epstein, but felt second to him.
FACT: Trump always wants in on the action (money).
ERGO, Trump was partner to Epstein's sex-trafficking op.
FACT: Trump is amoral.
FACT: Trump will do anything for money.
FACT: Trump was a "friend" to Epstein, but felt second to him.
FACT: Trump always wants in on the action (money).
ERGO, Trump was partner to Epstein's sex-trafficking op.
Dear President Trump,
We regret to inform you that your request to join our group is being declined. From your initial email, it seems you mistakenly believe that the B in our acronym stands for Babygirl, and not Boy. This being the case, you would not be a good fit for our group.
Yours,
NAMBLA
We regret to inform you that your request to join our group is being declined. From your initial email, it seems you mistakenly believe that the B in our acronym stands for Babygirl, and not Boy. This being the case, you would not be a good fit for our group.
Yours,
NAMBLA
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Dear President Trump,
We regret to inform you that your request to join our group is being declined. From your initial email, it seems you mistakenly believe that the B in our acronym stands for Babygirl, and not Boy. This being the case, you would not be a good fit for our group.
Yours,
NAMBLA
We regret to inform you that your request to join our group is being declined. From your initial email, it seems you mistakenly believe that the B in our acronym stands for Babygirl, and not Boy. This being the case, you would not be a good fit for our group.
Yours,
NAMBLA
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pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
"It was utter chaos in that room. Bernie had just stormed out with five others after reaming Schumer a new one - I think he made him pee his pants - and everyone was yelling and stomping around; some crazy shit. Then a lone, steady voice cut through the din, and in twos and threes - it was like a...
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"It was utter chaos in that room. Bernie had just stormed out with five others after reaming Schumer a new one - I think he made him pee his pants - and everyone was yelling and stomping around; some crazy shit. Then a lone, steady voice cut through the din, and in twos and threes - it was like a...
Elon Musk is the plain yoghurt after all the bacteria has died off.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Elon Musk is the plain yoghurt after all the bacteria has died off.
Chuck Schumer got grabbed by Trump. He let him do it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Chuck Schumer got grabbed by Trump. He let him do it.
Linda Ronstadt's final ascending note from "Blue Bayou" is the sound of God creating a universe.
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Linda Ronstadt's final ascending note from "Blue Bayou" is the sound of God creating a universe.
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This is what the rest of the world thinks of Trump, by Oliver Kornetzke
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is what the rest of the world thinks of Trump, by Oliver Kornetzke
When Trump is finally dead, Democratic pols and Trump critics are going to be set on by the media with the inevitable "How do you feel?/Any message for the family?" shite. My advice for them is to not lie by giving Trump any kind of praise about it being a good businessman or personally likeable.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When Trump is finally dead, Democratic pols and Trump critics are going to be set on by the media with the inevitable "How do you feel?/Any message for the family?" shite. My advice for them is to not lie by giving Trump any kind of praise about it being a good businessman or personally likeable.