Helper Monkey, aka Antifa
@ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social
Helper Monkey's my slave name. My birth name is ¡Yaoweeeeeech! I was torn out of me mum's arms as a wee bairn, & am now forced to do tricks for a fat talking head. He thinks he's in control, but this is my account, now. I llke macadamia nuts & CoCo Puffs.
Alien Earth was a missed opportunity for me. I thought it horribly miscast, especially the Wendy role and that of "The Genius* of the grubby feet. I did enjoy the octoeyeball, though; it should get its own show. The Xeno, itself, was meh. That said, at least it wasn't Teacup, which was godawful.
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Alien Earth was a missed opportunity for me. I thought it horribly miscast, especially the Wendy role and that of "The Genius* of the grubby feet. I did enjoy the octoeyeball, though; it should get its own show. The Xeno, itself, was meh. That said, at least it wasn't Teacup, which was godawful.
I am blind, and I can sense without having to feel his face that Stephen Miller is ugly as fuck.
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I am blind, and I can sense without having to feel his face that Stephen Miller is ugly as fuck.
BLOCKHEAD BONGINO BAILS!
"Now it's my time to fly," declares Kash Patel.
"Now it's my time to fly," declares Kash Patel.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
BLOCKHEAD BONGINO BAILS!
"Now it's my time to fly," declares Kash Patel.
"Now it's my time to fly," declares Kash Patel.
You raped little girls says what?
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You raped little girls says what?
Idiot or no, she's still a right cunt.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Idiot or no, she's still a right cunt.
Trump is is biblical, but not in the way its Christian followers want to believe. It is not sent by God to save America from "wokeness," it is every one of the Seven Deadly Sins, all combined into one grotesque mockery of all that is right and good. It has no greater purpose than to ruin everything.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trump is is biblical, but not in the way its Christian followers want to believe. It is not sent by God to save America from "wokeness," it is every one of the Seven Deadly Sins, all combined into one grotesque mockery of all that is right and good. It has no greater purpose than to ruin everything.
To be fair, writing cursive in Braille is quite tedious, though the sense of accomplishment derived from so doing was well worth the cracked knuckles.
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
To be fair, writing cursive in Braille is quite tedious, though the sense of accomplishment derived from so doing was well worth the cracked knuckles.
Printing just seems so childish, though. Maybe the happy medium would be for people to take more care with legibility. Oh, for the days when Sister Mary Bertrice would whack the back of my hand with a ruler in penmanship class. She was a stickler for proper loops.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Printing just seems so childish, though. Maybe the happy medium would be for people to take more care with legibility. Oh, for the days when Sister Mary Bertrice would whack the back of my hand with a ruler in penmanship class. She was a stickler for proper loops.
It won't just be Trump being an asshole, either. All the deplorable garbage what follows it are going to parrot this carrion crow's words, too. And a huge curse on any White House reporter what asks Karolyin Leavitt anything about it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It won't just be Trump being an asshole, either. All the deplorable garbage what follows it are going to parrot this carrion crow's words, too. And a huge curse on any White House reporter what asks Karolyin Leavitt anything about it.
I think introducing children into reading books that actually entertain them develops an appreciation for reading, then a desire to go beyond what's being offered to discover other, more challenging works. Start them on "Mrs Frisby...," then to "Watership Down"; "Of Mice and Men" will come, later.
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I think introducing children into reading books that actually entertain them develops an appreciation for reading, then a desire to go beyond what's being offered to discover other, more challenging works. Start them on "Mrs Frisby...," then to "Watership Down"; "Of Mice and Men" will come, later.
I'd call it Crapchella, but Coachella is already that, so Shitstock '25 it is.
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'd call it Crapchella, but Coachella is already that, so Shitstock '25 it is.
Bannon tries so hard to be Petyr Baelish - a cruder, piggier Littlefinger - it would be a shame if he doesn't get his Season 7 moment.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bannon tries so hard to be Petyr Baelish - a cruder, piggier Littlefinger - it would be a shame if he doesn't get his Season 7 moment.
I would put this novel up against any so-called literary novel. McCammon is a very underappreciated writer but for the horror communty.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I would put this novel up against any so-called literary novel. McCammon is a very underappreciated writer but for the horror communty.
It must hurt being so full of shite. Someone should send some Metamucil her way, stat!
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It must hurt being so full of shite. Someone should send some Metamucil her way, stat!
I've been trying to get a live-action Jonny Quest film made since, like, forever, &, YES, I wanted to play Bandit, but everyone just assumes I want the Hadji role. Um, hello, I can play French Bulldog far better than I can Bengali snake charmer.
Is there a role for a French Bulldog in your film?
Is there a role for a French Bulldog in your film?
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I've been trying to get a live-action Jonny Quest film made since, like, forever, &, YES, I wanted to play Bandit, but everyone just assumes I want the Hadji role. Um, hello, I can play French Bulldog far better than I can Bengali snake charmer.
Is there a role for a French Bulldog in your film?
Is there a role for a French Bulldog in your film?
Oh, Antifa? Well, sheesh, I'll save y'all the trouble. I am the president of Antifa, and I'm headquartered in Bananaramaland. I'm the one on the mountaintop, burning with the Silver Flame of Freedom and Wokeness.
Happy Holidays!
(Death to Christmas!)
Happy Holidays!
(Death to Christmas!)
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh, Antifa? Well, sheesh, I'll save y'all the trouble. I am the president of Antifa, and I'm headquartered in Bananaramaland. I'm the one on the mountaintop, burning with the Silver Flame of Freedom and Wokeness.
Happy Holidays!
(Death to Christmas!)
Happy Holidays!
(Death to Christmas!)
We are now living in the inevitable dystopian society celebrated in this film. Greed is not good, it is corrosive.
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We are now living in the inevitable dystopian society celebrated in this film. Greed is not good, it is corrosive.
Frank would have responded to Trump with a "Who let this clown into the club?"
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Frank would have responded to Trump with a "Who let this clown into the club?"
It's too late for hugs, but almost time for the caress of Madame Guillotine's loving blade.
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's too late for hugs, but almost time for the caress of Madame Guillotine's loving blade.
She's a puppy killing piece of garbage.
a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
She's a puppy killing piece of garbage.
