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Mmmm. That's cheesy.
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When capitalism works because I want to eat a shit load of pop tarts rn
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I get that everyone on Bluesky has seen the CECOT video but my question is how does the scale of its spread compare to what might have happened if it had aired on 60 Minutes?

Scanning the media, the story seems to have already disappeared. Bluesky is a specific audience.
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life

millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on

but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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CBS 60 minutes has made the controversial decision to refuse to air a documentary about the Hidden Leaf’s treatment of the Uchiha Clan
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The segment seems to contradict Bari’s assertion that the Trump administration didn’t respond to request for comment. Per the report, 60 Minutes reached out to DHS who declined a request for an interview and referred all questions about CECOT to El Salvador.
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Being an alpha male is getting paid to get your ass beat for money.
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yes.
Anyone else ever feel guilty about what you do, all of the time, literally everywhere, and constantly feel like you need to say sorry or ask permission?
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Mmmm. Baked beans
look at these lovely ladies i found in the tillamook forest once!
December 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I find the idea that you need to know “how to use” AI tools really funny, as if it isn’t incredibly easy to type in prompts and the marketing these tools is that literally anyone can do it
December 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sounds nice
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Big companies making everyone go back to the office: Collaborating with other humans is so important. That's why we're forcing you guys back

Also big companies: use this AI tool so you don't have to work with other humans
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Being a Dodger fan in this timeline is so weird. Wtf is going on.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Jumaine Jones and Chris Mihm era was a time
December 12, 2004: Orlando's Steve Francis drives and dunks in Los Angeles.

Francis finished with game-highs of 27 PTS/13 AST. The Lakers' Chris Mihm had 25 PTS (11-18 FG)/14 REB, Jumaine Jones scored 25 PTS and Kobe Bryant added 23 PTS in the Lakers' 105-98 win over the Magic.
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lol. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Disney
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Am I the only one who gets annoyed by reactions to text messages? Am I old? Like damn. Gtfoh with that passive ass response
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Checks the score. Lol, lakers. Of course
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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RIP Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
October 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
oh, no. am I attracted to Christmas trees now
mariah carey as actual christmas trees: thread
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM