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Lex
@awhitty.bsky.social
Medical Massage Therapist💆‍♀️Book Addict 📖 Garden Gal 🌱
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If he doesn’t yell “ay caramba” when he cums is he really that into you
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Not to get too political but I keep my peanut butter in the fridge
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Went from being a broke college kid to a dropout killing it in the corporate world and making bank to a burnt out husk back to a broke student to a broke business owner to a person slowly building my lil business doing what I LOVE
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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reverse cowgirl, so we can solve this Scooby-Doo! mystery together
October 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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me: how much chowder do you think that hot tub holds?

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July 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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June 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I respect people who have a consistent social media presence and don't just dump a few weeks of posts in a 2 hour span
June 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
She Pokémon my jiggly till I puff
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After 16 years, I have OFFICIALLY been moved to a maintenance patient in therapy for the first time ever. You can literally tell me NOTHING right now
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I know I have like -4 followers but it's kind of nice just screaming into the void that is bsky
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I think the hardest part of finishing up my coursework and starting my career is trying to decide on a company name.
June 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Is listening to Cigarettes After Sex while star gazing manic pixie dream girl of me?
May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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If we can afford to give another $664 billion in tax breaks to the top 1% and spend over $1 trillion on the Pentagon, we can afford health care for the working people of this country.
May 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Humming the Descendants “Clean Sheets” as I reassemble the duvet, still punk as hell
April 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Upton Sinclair was such a baddie
April 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The millennial urge to share every good song with the timeline
April 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is listening to audiobooks on 3.5x speed indicative of mental illness or do i just hear fast?
April 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Drake's music was only good when he was a Lil' Wayne copycat. I will die on that hill
April 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
She Limp my Bizkit 'til I Durst
March 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
She Hingle my McCringle until I Berry
March 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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A vampire describing their last hookup:
She J my D till I cum my Vance
March 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Cancel culture:

Pros-
- erasing ignorance around celebrities' misdeeds
- less overall blind worship of the rich and famous

Cons-
- 90% of my favorite nostalgic pop-punk and emo music now makes me want to frow up
March 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I want my garden whimsical and messy.. like me
March 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM