awfrahga.bsky.social
@awfrahga.bsky.social
March 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
not so great start to the year
January 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Luna Snow 💙!!
December 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I haven’t showered since last year!1!1!11
January 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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I had a Happy Meal for dinner and I am stuffed…

Because I ate everything.
The box, the paper, the cup, and the toy.

Still chewing on the straw.
December 21, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Marvel rivals doesn’t work on my pc this is a tragedy 💔💔
December 21, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Get a library card even if you're not planning to use it. It impacts their funding.
December 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
a step up from hopes and prayers
Newest U.S. Aid Mission Just Single PowerBar Labeled ‘For Gaza’ Thrown Into Ocean
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December 19, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Ok but what do we think about an underpass?
U.S. Protests Mexi-Canadian Overpass
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December 19, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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I absolutely love that Everything Is Tuberculosis (signed edition) is cheaper on Amazon than Everything Is Tuberculosis (unsigned edition).

My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.

I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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Maybe we could solve inflation by having you sign everything at the grocery store
December 17, 2024 at 10:49 PM
3 dollar trader joes marinara sauce has lasted me 6 meals and still has more 🥹🥹ily trader joes
December 4, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I have got to live in nyc🥺😓
November 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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Ban pharmaceutical ads!
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM
yes king💯
Ban pharmaceutical ads!
November 26, 2024 at 5:12 AM
realest take of all time hank green
I want so badly to enjoy mobile games but the ecosystem they occupy apparently forces them into being annoying to play unless you are constantly purchasing magical coins at bizarre denominations that I refuse to understand.
November 18, 2024 at 3:44 AM
It’s never lupus
November 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
i can instantly identify if a thing is blue raspberry flavored, but for the life of me I can't describe what it tastes like
November 1, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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October 26, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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Scrolling through Bluesky just isn’t satisfying yet. It’ll take so long to curate my feed…
October 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Parmesan and parmigiano reggiano are two different cheeses????
October 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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nah i'm good. we can keep those tweets between me and god.
Introducing Porto

I’m excited to share Porto, a tool I built to seamlessly port your archived tweets from X over to BlueSky! 🌐
October 26, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Before all the pear tree leaves blew away, they made the perfect backdrop for this female northern yellow-shafted flicker #birds
October 25, 2024 at 12:30 AM