Because I ate everything.
The box, the paper, the cup, and the toy.
Still chewing on the straw.
Because I ate everything.
The box, the paper, the cup, and the toy.
Still chewing on the straw.
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My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.
I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
I’m excited to share Porto, a tool I built to seamlessly port your archived tweets from X over to BlueSky! 🌐