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@ava9999.bsky.social
Oh god PLEASE don’t make me write a BIO
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TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
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Charlie Kirk’s murder in Utah raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani’s approach to law enforcement.
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Charlie Kirk’s murder in Utah raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani’s approach to law enforcement.
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Wow didn't expect the replies to be full of "yeah graffiti sucks". Isn't Bluesky supposed to be cool, not the old neighbourhood cranks.
Graffiti rules actually.
Graffiti rules actually.
September 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wow didn't expect the replies to be full of "yeah graffiti sucks". Isn't Bluesky supposed to be cool, not the old neighbourhood cranks.
Graffiti rules actually.
Graffiti rules actually.
i love when WordleBot in the t*mes tells me that i’m a dumb stupid idiot for not guessing the most random word that nobody has used since a third grade spelling test for my second guess. alright then clanker
September 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i love when WordleBot in the t*mes tells me that i’m a dumb stupid idiot for not guessing the most random word that nobody has used since a third grade spelling test for my second guess. alright then clanker
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I have never not wanted to read something as much as I don’t want to read the John McWhorter op Ed on Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad
July 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I have never not wanted to read something as much as I don’t want to read the John McWhorter op Ed on Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad
everyone say thank you @hank1313.bsky.social for gifting me this sticker, albeit despite some creative differences— he suggested it go on a carton of eggs, but i think my placement forces the interpreter to confront the vulgarity of the piece. love you dad!
July 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
everyone say thank you @hank1313.bsky.social for gifting me this sticker, albeit despite some creative differences— he suggested it go on a carton of eggs, but i think my placement forces the interpreter to confront the vulgarity of the piece. love you dad!
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Coca Cola, sometimes war
July 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Coca Cola, sometimes war
post got removed from r/proplifters. permission to lib out. please.
June 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
post got removed from r/proplifters. permission to lib out. please.
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“Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than punching a few holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood directly,” said Kennedy theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight
WASHINGTON—Citing extensive research he had conducted on the matter, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday claiming that vaccines were no more effective than drinking horseshoe crab blood straight. “Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than […]
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June 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than punching a few holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood directly,” said Kennedy theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
i’m scrutinizing anora for being BORINGGGGG 🥱🥱🥱
Does Prince Charming still exist? A spate of media scrutinizing the one-percent—including “Materialists” and “Anora”—attests to the difficulty of romanticizing wealth and love.
The Rise of the Anti-Cinderella Story
A pair of recent films, Celine Song’s “Materialists” and Sean Baker’s “Anora,” turn the fairy tale on its head, with mixed results.
www.newyorker.com
June 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i’m scrutinizing anora for being BORINGGGGG 🥱🥱🥱
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
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CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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May 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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What To Know About ‘Sinners’
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May 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Sinners’
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]
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April 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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just pressed as hell 😭
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
just pressed as hell 😭
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
April 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
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The art of the deal!
April 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The art of the deal!
how my future is looking if things keep going at this rate
Mommy, a Galápagos tortoise and a longtime resident of the Philadelphia Zoo, recently became a first-time mother at the estimated age of 100.
An Endangered Galápagos Tortoise Is a First-Time Mother at 100
Mommy, a Western Santa Cruz tortoise, recently welcomed four hatchlings at the Philadelphia Zoo, where she has lived since 1932.
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April 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
how my future is looking if things keep going at this rate
everyone else can retire the title of “D1 yapper”
Cory Booker is standing on business and has been speaking to the Senate for over 12 hours, as of 7 a.m.
Here's what he's saying.
Here's what he's saying.
April 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
everyone else can retire the title of “D1 yapper”
denmark can have them whatever
Gov. Gavin Newsom of California said on Friday that the Democratic brand was “toxic,” saying his own party talked down to people and was stuck in an echo chamber as Democrats struggle in their fight against the Trump administration.
California Governor Newsom Says the Democratic Brand Is ‘Toxic’
Gov. Gavin Newsom, appearing on “Real Time With Bill Maher,” said his own party talked down to people and was stuck in an echo chamber.
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March 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
denmark can have them whatever
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Rather than just admit that he didn't know everything about covid, trump felt embarrassed and decided the better option was to tear down any and all institutional competency that could ever make him feel dumb again.
And the gop just....agreed with it
And the gop just....agreed with it
February 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Rather than just admit that he didn't know everything about covid, trump felt embarrassed and decided the better option was to tear down any and all institutional competency that could ever make him feel dumb again.
And the gop just....agreed with it
And the gop just....agreed with it
is it bad that i feel a sense of moral superiority for disliking things that become unpopular before they lost popularity? i’m seeing the internet turn on bernie sanders and this is how i imagine the unibomber felt
March 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
is it bad that i feel a sense of moral superiority for disliking things that become unpopular before they lost popularity? i’m seeing the internet turn on bernie sanders and this is how i imagine the unibomber felt
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Vatican spokesperson says the Pope is recovering well from injuries sustained in his first MMA match and “can’t wait to get back in the ring”
March 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Vatican spokesperson says the Pope is recovering well from injuries sustained in his first MMA match and “can’t wait to get back in the ring”