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today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲
On a group trip and thinking I might get really high and ruin everyone’s night
August 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
On a group trip and thinking I might get really high and ruin everyone’s night
If I was a parent in Stuart Little I sure as hell WOULD NOT be chill with a mouse piloting a toy boat to a massive W
July 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If I was a parent in Stuart Little I sure as hell WOULD NOT be chill with a mouse piloting a toy boat to a massive W
Hell is moving a card in Solitaire only to reveal a card with same value and colour beneath it………..
July 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hell is moving a card in Solitaire only to reveal a card with same value and colour beneath it………..
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We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:
June 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We're thrilled to present the shortlist for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction:
The Brothers Karamazov
This is your periodic reminder that Hollywood has failed us by not doing a movie starring Johnson, Isaac, and Krumholtz as brothers.
June 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Brothers Karamazov
Forgive me Father for I have zynned
June 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Forgive me Father for I have zynned
Cinderella but there’s wikifeet
May 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Cinderella but there’s wikifeet
The misandry stops at movers
May 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The misandry stops at movers
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If you bomb a hospital filled with patients it's unambiguously a war crime, but if you say there was a known enemy combatant inside at the time, that's still unambiguously a war crime, like seriously, what are we even doing here
May 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you bomb a hospital filled with patients it's unambiguously a war crime, but if you say there was a known enemy combatant inside at the time, that's still unambiguously a war crime, like seriously, what are we even doing here
Ellemeno P is a beautiful name for a baby
April 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ellemeno P is a beautiful name for a baby
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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted fo...
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April 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
Forgive me Andy for I have sinned
April 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Forgive me Andy for I have sinned
Adorno and Habermas mention!
Al Gore ripped the Trump administration to shreds in a speech Monday at a climate week event in San Francisco.
April 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Adorno and Habermas mention!
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They should invent an idiot that isn’t in my immediate vicinity
April 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They should invent an idiot that isn’t in my immediate vicinity
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Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.
April 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.
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God the Lightning are pathetic. Cirelli gets tapped on the above the knee and goes down. Literally can't beat the Leafs without diving like a bunch of absolute dweebs
April 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
God the Lightning are pathetic. Cirelli gets tapped on the above the knee and goes down. Literally can't beat the Leafs without diving like a bunch of absolute dweebs
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Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.
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Day 534 of watching a genocide on our phones. A genocide so normal to the world that we’ve allowed it to persist.
March 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Day 534 of watching a genocide on our phones. A genocide so normal to the world that we’ve allowed it to persist.
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Hey just for the record, Free Palestine.
March 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hey just for the record, Free Palestine.
Chris Tanev is a Sen
March 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Chris Tanev is a Sen