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Ian K. The Sonic You Go To Is In Duarte By The Target.
April 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Hey thanks for all the kind words everyone. It was my first time hosting but I think I did a pretty good job. Btw these are all the jokes that I wasn’t allowed to tell at the Golden Globes.
January 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Buying it for cheap to flip to a polio non-profit in two years.
After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.

Science works, y'all.

www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Closure of northern Minnesota camp is ‘the greatest story.’ Here’s why.
Willow River, Minn., camp One Heartland is for sale after serving kids there for nearly three decades.
www.startribune.com
December 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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i was watching Pacific Rim again last night and one thing that I really liked about it is when they had the big evil monsters fucking everything up they just straight up killed them instead of letting them do whatever. BLAM! Dead monster. Simple as
November 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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when trump had the election fraud hotline thing after the election i called probably 100 times but 4 or 5 times i called and put on this old country boy accent and did this long preamble about how i went to the polling place that ended with me telling them i saw a dog standing up like a man voting
October 11, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...
September 20, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave
September 13, 2023 at 6:21 PM
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Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.
December 16, 2023 at 4:49 AM
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!
October 1, 2023 at 10:12 AM
Rest in piss you old dumbass
September 29, 2023 at 1:01 PM