The Jizzard
@autistsupreme.bsky.social
Born to shit, forced to cum
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Had to finally put down my wired 360 controller that i've been using for like 15 years. Bro was family. I don't even feel like throwing it away, I gotta bury this thing.
February 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Had to finally put down my wired 360 controller that i've been using for like 15 years. Bro was family. I don't even feel like throwing it away, I gotta bury this thing.
They call me white Morgan Freeman
February 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
They call me white Morgan Freeman
Jacking off while Pompeii was exploding must have felt so good
February 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Jacking off while Pompeii was exploding must have felt so good
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I need a knight to joust me in the liver as soon as is reasonable
February 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I need a knight to joust me in the liver as soon as is reasonable
Giving my chud son another canister of Galaxy Gas
February 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Giving my chud son another canister of Galaxy Gas
Pussy that looks like an H.R. Geiger painting
February 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pussy that looks like an H.R. Geiger painting
Performing Chinese penis torture on Jordan Peterson
February 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Performing Chinese penis torture on Jordan Peterson
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Fred Fields, Mindflayer, 1992
February 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fred Fields, Mindflayer, 1992
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according to the instagram algorithm i am an absolute goon wizard
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
according to the instagram algorithm i am an absolute goon wizard
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Drinking swamp water until I give myself a grave illness or mystical powers
February 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Drinking swamp water until I give myself a grave illness or mystical powers
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Loosing both testicles and my Mountain Dew Xbox in a game of Cee-lo
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Loosing both testicles and my Mountain Dew Xbox in a game of Cee-lo
Conjuring locust plagues above D.O.G.E headquarters
February 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Conjuring locust plagues above D.O.G.E headquarters
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pulled apart by 4 cybertrucks would be the funniest way for him to go, i think
February 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
pulled apart by 4 cybertrucks would be the funniest way for him to go, i think
Letting my homunculus join the goonsesh
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Letting my homunculus join the goonsesh
Plugging my gunshot wounds with the ShamWow
February 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Plugging my gunshot wounds with the ShamWow
Crane kicking myself in the dick
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Crane kicking myself in the dick
Applying my freshly gooned jizz to my epidermis
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Applying my freshly gooned jizz to my epidermis
Need a woman who will punch me in the liver and steal all my money
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Need a woman who will punch me in the liver and steal all my money
Loosing both testicles and my Mountain Dew Xbox in a game of Cee-lo
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Loosing both testicles and my Mountain Dew Xbox in a game of Cee-lo
The only way to save America is to introduce Trump to Balatro
February 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The only way to save America is to introduce Trump to Balatro
Only those who have had true divine revelations will know that Jesus wasn't white, black or middle eastern but instead Chinese
January 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Only those who have had true divine revelations will know that Jesus wasn't white, black or middle eastern but instead Chinese
Bringing these on my trip to Paris
January 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Bringing these on my trip to Paris
Pimping out my grandma's ashes
January 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Pimping out my grandma's ashes