The Jizzard
@autistsupreme.bsky.social
Born to shit, forced to cum
Cooked up straight fire while geeking out
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cooked up straight fire while geeking out
My orb finally arrived!
January 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My orb finally arrived!
I love this tiny man's enthusiasm
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I love this tiny man's enthusiasm
Bitches wish their lamps were as old as mine
December 7, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Bitches wish their lamps were as old as mine
A succulent morsel as ordained by the gods
December 6, 2024 at 4:16 AM
A succulent morsel as ordained by the gods
The springtails came, and they be alive!
November 20, 2024 at 1:58 AM
The springtails came, and they be alive!
On the plus side, check out this badass Conan the destroyer skateboard I received today
November 6, 2024 at 8:42 AM
On the plus side, check out this badass Conan the destroyer skateboard I received today
The security guard when he see's me naked and covered in oil releasing hundreds of pigeons into the bass pro shop:
October 23, 2024 at 1:40 PM
The security guard when he see's me naked and covered in oil releasing hundreds of pigeons into the bass pro shop:
Only the real G's who couldn't afford Minecraft pocket edition remember lunacraft
October 22, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Only the real G's who couldn't afford Minecraft pocket edition remember lunacraft
He extends his invitation, will you accept?
October 20, 2024 at 12:10 AM
He extends his invitation, will you accept?
Imagine smoking a J with one these guys
October 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Imagine smoking a J with one these guys
Never kill yourself ❤️🤗
October 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Never kill yourself ❤️🤗
Dubious little creature
October 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Dubious little creature