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Laura du Pre
@authorlaurawrites.bsky.social
Unapologetic Houston Girl. Asho. Chaotic Good. Committed Episcopalian.

The day job is in the medical field, and I write historical fiction between running marathons.
Fish CPR should be a thing.
winter is coming! #RHOSLC
August 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Garcelle got custody of Avi in the separation 🙊😂 #rhobh
Word on the F*cking Main Road is…

Garcelle isn’t the only one who’s out.
AVI & SUTTON HAVE PARTED WAYS 👀 #rhobh
April 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Throw Kathy and her family in there. Enough kowtowing to those women on Bravo.
April 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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george santos, jen shah and karen huger all being in prison at the same time just makes sense to me idk
April 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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idk how this would even be possible but need cameras following him and jen shah around for 24 hours as they navigate prison together
Former Congressman George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison for fraud and identity theft.
April 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
April 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I feel for the poor and the blue dots in Arkansas who never voted for this.
If you laugh, you’re going to hell… right along with me 😭
April 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Spotted in DC:
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Me, trying to dodge Easter invites from some of y'all who don't know how to season food. #HappyEaster #RHOSLC
April 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Happy Easter RHOSLC stans
April 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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*Meredith Marks voice* They were buying them from Alibaaabaaa
Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited.

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April 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Damn, that's a good flex, China.
In fairness, China's pronouncers of state propaganda have a much better game then America's.
April 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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He doesn’t care if people suffer.

He just cares about never admitting he’s wrong.
April 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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An innocent man was “mistakenly” taken and sent to a foreign prison. The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 he must be brought home — yet he’s still there.

Every day this administration shows just how vile and lawless it remains.

Bring him home!
April 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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retroactively nominating Heather Gay for “Everyone Read The Meanest Text You’ve Ever Sent” #RHOSLC
The Oscars will finally introduce a Best Stunts category.

It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.
April 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Huh, weird. Probably just a coincidence
April 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Kyle you are NOT a girls girl - no matter how many daughters you have or how many times you say it. #rhobh
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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People just realizing this bc she lied to Nene Leakes and not because she’s manipulated the entire narrative of Beverly Hills the entirety of her stay on the show is so wild to me #RHOBH
Damn i guess lvp is a snake
April 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Erika Nay is country as hell. One of my friends name is Britnay and you pronounce the nay. You feel like Forrest Gump saying it😆 #RHOBH
April 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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White House insider: President privately fuming that you are still alive
April 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you’ve gotta repeatedly tell people “I’m a Girl’s girl,” you are not, in fact, a Girl’s Girl, Kyle. 🙄💎 #RHOBH
a woman wearing a yellow dress and earrings is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman wearing a yellow dress and earrings is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yep, locked out of all of Meta: FB, Threads and IG.

Won't even let my download my FB information.

I'm pretty much done with Meta sites at this point.

At least I'll have more time to get some writing done.
April 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM