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Emma
@ramonasturtles.bsky.social
Supporting women’s wrongs ❤️
Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting
how I feel whenever Juliet Angus appears on my screen
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
can’t help but discuss political theory at the function
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Caroline Stanbury is just one of those people who was born to be on television
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Meredith Marks’ DJ mix on Apple Music is actually so cunty
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
woke up to the sound of jen shah screaming and took me a few minutes to remember I put on old rhoslc to fall asleep last night LMAO
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Reposted by Emma
you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
trying so hard not to cancel plans I made later… but it’s so tempting…
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
living through societal decay is crazy but also so mind numbing at the same time
a woman is sitting at a table in front of a computer .
Alt: woman chewing gum and typing gif
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Libbing out so hard rn after I started this day throwing up for three hours straight… it’s not over til it’s over is the lesson here!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
how it feels to finally quit RHOBH and knowing I won’t be missing much
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
fuck it watching Ladies of London on my sick day
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
can’t stop throwing up but at least dick cheney is dead so i’ll take that as a win for today
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Emma
Harry Daniels sings “Empire State of Mind” for Zohran Mamdani.
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
seeing wayyyy too many people on Reddit defend Gretchen Rossi and it actually makes me sick. just a vile human being and anyone who defends that or wants to give her “the benefit of the doubt” is just as vile imo! #RHOC
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
the concept of having to work today while the sun sets at 4:55pm… cruel.
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
i’m confused as to why production expects us to care more about Tamra potentially leaking details of a reality show to a blogger over Gretchen being a bigot? and even if Tamra leaks shit, I have a much bigger problem with the shit Gretchen liked and so should the other women. #RHOC
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Shannon hearing the theme song on shrooms i’m howling!! #RHOC
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
sitting down for #RHOC and the site of Gr*tchen Rossi makes my blood boil
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
sun set at 4:55pm today and it’s only going to get worse in the coming weeks…
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
how many more Colleen Hoover movies do we really need…
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
one edible later and now seated for Bugonia…
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
deep in season 2 of my Gossip Girl rewatch and I completely forgot Armie Hammer was a guest character on this show…
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
tried to take costume pics last night but they literally look like a crime scene photo so love that for me!
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
slept maybe 3 hours max holy fuck I would rather eat my left arm than have to work and go to a halloween party tonight now fml
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM