Emma
@ramonasturtles.bsky.social
Supporting women’s wrongs ❤️
Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting
Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting
the week between xmas and NYE break is my literal adhd hell because I cannot figure out what task to do or how to start my days. like why did I just unshell 100+ hershey kisses to make cookies, meanwhile half my closet is still on the ground waiting to be sorted from yesterday 😭
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the week between xmas and NYE break is my literal adhd hell because I cannot figure out what task to do or how to start my days. like why did I just unshell 100+ hershey kisses to make cookies, meanwhile half my closet is still on the ground waiting to be sorted from yesterday 😭
does ramona singer count turtles instead of sheep to fall asleep
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
does ramona singer count turtles instead of sheep to fall asleep
day three of the flu and im starting to worry no amount of moisturizer will be able to save the skin around my nose
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
day three of the flu and im starting to worry no amount of moisturizer will be able to save the skin around my nose
so how long do we think until we inevitably get Stranger Things the movie
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
so how long do we think until we inevitably get Stranger Things the movie
I love being known as the Bravo Friend because then I get texts like this
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I love being known as the Bravo Friend because then I get texts like this
This is so incredibly heartbreaking, holy shit.
Big Brother 27 houseguest Mickey Lee has passed away at the age of 35 after suffering from a series of cardiac arrests, her family announced today on Instagram.
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is so incredibly heartbreaking, holy shit.
lmfaooo my mom got me the Vince Panaro sweater for xmas 😭😭
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
lmfaooo my mom got me the Vince Panaro sweater for xmas 😭😭
fuck it, making a thread for my stranger things watch 🧵
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
fuck it, making a thread for my stranger things watch 🧵
how it feels watching a bunch of adults play 15 year old teenagers on the newest season of stranger things
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
how it feels watching a bunch of adults play 15 year old teenagers on the newest season of stranger things
Merry Christmas bloomfs ❤️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Merry Christmas bloomfs ❤️❤️
watching rhony with my mom while we prep the lasagna for tomorrow… this is what god intended.
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
watching rhony with my mom while we prep the lasagna for tomorrow… this is what god intended.
rewatching s5 of RHONY and honestly… justice for Holla Heather lowkey
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
rewatching s5 of RHONY and honestly… justice for Holla Heather lowkey
officially break time my screen time about to skyrocket
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
officially break time my screen time about to skyrocket
this one girl in my apartment complex always comes to the gym at the same time as me (no matter what time I go too) and she is ALWAYS on the phone. like bitch I don’t wanna hear your convo with your bestie girl on speaker!
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
this one girl in my apartment complex always comes to the gym at the same time as me (no matter what time I go too) and she is ALWAYS on the phone. like bitch I don’t wanna hear your convo with your bestie girl on speaker!
Ultraviolence is honestly one of the best albums of our times and this is NOT the substances speaking!
December 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ultraviolence is honestly one of the best albums of our times and this is NOT the substances speaking!
took an edible to celebrate the end of work for the year and suddenly i’m having a transformative moment with the life changing album, Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey, in my living room under the christmas tree…
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
took an edible to celebrate the end of work for the year and suddenly i’m having a transformative moment with the life changing album, Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey, in my living room under the christmas tree…
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one more workday of the year
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
one more workday of the year
nothing pisses me off at work more than when someone words a request as “do you want to do XYZ” like no, I actually don’t. i’m just here to afford my rent and groceries, I don’t wanna do jack shit truthfu
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
nothing pisses me off at work more than when someone words a request as “do you want to do XYZ” like no, I actually don’t. i’m just here to afford my rent and groceries, I don’t wanna do jack shit truthfu
the fact some of my managers are still trying to work today like??? read the fucking room
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
the fact some of my managers are still trying to work today like??? read the fucking room
our CMO singing during our company holiday all staff… no thank you!
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
our CMO singing during our company holiday all staff… no thank you!
last two days of work before holiday break… GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
last two days of work before holiday break… GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
preparing for the holidays with my extremely complicated family dynamic by dissociating a little bit extra each day
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
preparing for the holidays with my extremely complicated family dynamic by dissociating a little bit extra each day
can’t wait to bake hella christmas cookies later and rot my brain with hallmark christmas movies
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
can’t wait to bake hella christmas cookies later and rot my brain with hallmark christmas movies
watching a matthew morrison christmas movie… I see the glee checks didn’t last long
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
watching a matthew morrison christmas movie… I see the glee checks didn’t last long