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Simon 🌀
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currently yapping about: #TheTraitorsUS 🏰 #HeatedRivalry 🏒

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She knocked this box off the counter and sat in it.
Apparently people are harassing rob to the point he felt he had to apologize for love island s6? Why are people acting like he punched someone… he literally just crashed out, dumped someone, and was a little toxic (kind of what the show is all about) It was never that serious 💀 #TheTraitorsUS
February 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
On route to a romantic Costco food court Valentine’s Day date 💕
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I also want to say I think a lot of people misplace what they are annoyed about onto him. They are annoyed that media coverage of him was so intense and I get that - but he has no control of it. The media needs to stop talking like people are 100% guaranteed a win, it truly helps no one. #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If he refuses the interviews they will cry bad sportsmanship - but if gives them and they will pick apart every word he says like vultures to call him cocky I guarantee it. He can't win. #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
get the mic out of his face like 😭 #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
maybe I don't want to follow skating this is kind of painful #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I really don't know what to say #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
my heart is pounding #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
this is crazy #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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maybe the skyline should start watching competitive figure skating in the off season… idk guys i’m having a blast #Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
He hurt his hand 😔 #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
literally heartbreaking, his short was so good #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
these people need to stop clapping if they can't find the beat they are going to mess them up 😭 #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Conclave theme is iconic 😭😭 #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Johnny always has to fit a read in its so funny to me pfft 😭 #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
okay he gagged me that was everything #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
it should be illegal to have text tones / slack notif / etc. sounds in commercials this is terr*rism
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
falling on that hard ice has to fucking hurt #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Reheating Madison Chock's nachos with this fit #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
that was iconic #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Redemption! #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Sato you got this! #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Wow he is so technically clean #olympics
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Simon 🌀
This isn’t even about one specific thing but it genuinely scares me when people assume anyone born in x country/place must be morally evil. Did I miss when humans started to be able to decide where they are born?
January 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM