Audrey E
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Audrey E
@audgeymarie.bsky.social
I like Duke basketball (Duke '19)
Chill and normal Catholic (ND '22)
Happy lifted Lorax day to Mary, the Mother of God
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I feel like a celebrity. What do you mean the slaw dog won? The same one we got on in March? Love that
May 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I feel about as anxious as I would if I were elected pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This skeet made me info dump to @caa4esq.bsky.social about Girl Scout cookies
This is what the Little Brownie Bakery selection looks like. This is what you're looking for.
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@lindsayagraham.bsky.social for some reason your podcasts keep taking forever to download on my Spotify. Today the 22 minute History Daily took 7 times as long as the 1 hour 12 minute Ologies podcast. Both seem to have similar audio quality to me, but I'm not a professional
February 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Since JD Vance just converted to Catholicism 5 minutes ago, he might not know this: the Pope authoring a letter where he goes out of his way to correct you, specifically, is considered "bad" in the Catholic tradition
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t think I'd win regular jeopardy but if I were a B-list celebrity I'd destroy everyone in celebrity jeopardy
January 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My favorite animal is Conrado doing the sign of the cross as the human pop tart gets lowered into the gigantic toaster
December 29, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Strong "we're proud to bring our newest set of sustainable elegance to the skies" vibes here. Plant fiber business class plates
(replacing ceramics) coming to an airline near you!
December 7, 2024 at 5:56 PM
When will my husband return from the war*

*Wikipedia deep dive on the Austro-Hungarian Empire
December 3, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Well at least this game has kept me up late enough to do my nyt games
November 30, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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PLEASE RELEASE US
November 30, 2024 at 4:57 AM
7 overtimes is too many
November 30, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Big fan of nerds (Georgia Tech)
November 30, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Save the dolphins 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I'm having to use autocad again at work. Send thoughts and prayers.
November 20, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Trying to keep Duke & Kentucky straight in this game where they're wearing black and white with blue accents is rough! And it's extra hard since Kentucky got rid of their checkerboard jerseys
November 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 12, 2024 at 11:48 PM
The guy in the black shirt was NOT doing push ups! #rams #dolphins #jasonkelce
November 11, 2024 at 11:37 PM