Attawoman
@attawoman.bsky.social
Irish lass living in Berlin.
Catch my improv shows at the Comedy Café Berlin.
Find my writing at JAKE and Lost Balloon.
(Also open to jobs: UX, research, copywriting, voice/acting, TRY ME!)
Catch my improv shows at the Comedy Café Berlin.
Find my writing at JAKE and Lost Balloon.
(Also open to jobs: UX, research, copywriting, voice/acting, TRY ME!)
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today’s from Daniel Addercouth creeps up and erupts
https://www.havehashad.com/7d0hk
https://www.havehashad.com/7d0hk
May 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
today’s from Daniel Addercouth creeps up and erupts
https://www.havehashad.com/7d0hk
https://www.havehashad.com/7d0hk
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On 4 May 1976 Rosie Hackett died. She was a nationalist, a trade unionist, and a workers' rights activist. She was only 18 when she led workers at Jacob's Biscuits to strike for better conditions. 1/2
May 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
On 4 May 1976 Rosie Hackett died. She was a nationalist, a trade unionist, and a workers' rights activist. She was only 18 when she led workers at Jacob's Biscuits to strike for better conditions. 1/2
This is so gross.
This is straight up nazi shit. The nazis published propaganda on Jewish crime. If this were blackcrimeuk or immigrantcrimeuk everyone would see it for the bigoted shit that it is.
April 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is so gross.
Just got the email that KNEECAP's September show in Berlin has been cancelled. Germany gon' Germany.
April 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just got the email that KNEECAP's September show in Berlin has been cancelled. Germany gon' Germany.
Based on the look my Austrian friend gave me when I mentioned “the Hallowe’en coconut” I am guessing the practice of buying one coconut every October was not a universal experience. Was this tradition unique to pre-Celtic Tiger Ireland or does it still happen or what?
#speirgorm
#speirgorm
April 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Based on the look my Austrian friend gave me when I mentioned “the Hallowe’en coconut” I am guessing the practice of buying one coconut every October was not a universal experience. Was this tradition unique to pre-Celtic Tiger Ireland or does it still happen or what?
#speirgorm
#speirgorm
"Be honest -do these pants make my gametes look big?"
I can’t help but think something has gone wrong in your life if you’re spending your morning off work holding a sign that says “Large Gametes”.
April 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"Be honest -do these pants make my gametes look big?"
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"You’re the most important thing to me in the world, Josh. That’s why I asked nearly nothing of you in the lead-up to this wedding and asked that Steph, Mary, Clarissa, and Sarah each spend over five thousand dollars on my bachelorette party in Tulum and bridal shower in Greenwich."
The Wedding Vows of Someone Marrying Their “Best Friend”
Josh, I can’t believe that our big day is finally here. Today, I’m the luckiest woman in the world, because I get to marry you, Josh, my best frien...
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April 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"You’re the most important thing to me in the world, Josh. That’s why I asked nearly nothing of you in the lead-up to this wedding and asked that Steph, Mary, Clarissa, and Sarah each spend over five thousand dollars on my bachelorette party in Tulum and bridal shower in Greenwich."
It's okay to be not not not not not not not okay✨
April 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's okay to be not not not not not not not okay✨
When you ask someone if they want to split dessert, and they say "nah, but if you get it, I'll have some." ???
Over my dead body you will.
Over my dead body you will.
April 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When you ask someone if they want to split dessert, and they say "nah, but if you get it, I'll have some." ???
Over my dead body you will.
Over my dead body you will.
Apparently it's #NationalPetDay so that's two cat-related posts in a row for me. I'll aim for something hard-hitting or tantalizing tomorrow. Meanwhile, here's Birdie.
April 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Apparently it's #NationalPetDay so that's two cat-related posts in a row for me. I'll aim for something hard-hitting or tantalizing tomorrow. Meanwhile, here's Birdie.
When I got a cat I swore I wouldn’t do the whole mama-and-baby dynamic. We would strictly be roomies, friends, gal pals. Turns out I'm the kind of person to give my roommate forehead kisses and tell them they’re the best little angel in the world a dozen times a day and that's FINE.
April 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When I got a cat I swore I wouldn’t do the whole mama-and-baby dynamic. We would strictly be roomies, friends, gal pals. Turns out I'm the kind of person to give my roommate forehead kisses and tell them they’re the best little angel in the world a dozen times a day and that's FINE.
I really miss when the worst thing about Berlin was gentrification and not the fascist suppression of support for Palestine.
April 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I really miss when the worst thing about Berlin was gentrification and not the fascist suppression of support for Palestine.
I was about to post about this and then saw I already had this precise thought a month ago. Very cool that I forgot the magic formula for an entire month and got literally no work done in that time, very, very cool.
Big Pharma doesn't want you to know this but the solution to your undiagnosed ADHD is cracking a can of Monster Energy Zero and listening to Tycho.
April 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I was about to post about this and then saw I already had this precise thought a month ago. Very cool that I forgot the magic formula for an entire month and got literally no work done in that time, very, very cool.
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Pretty stoked to have two of my poems up on JAKE today. Missing your mom? Absolutely *not* missing your ex? I got you!
Thanks, @publishedbyjake.bsky.social
Thanks, @publishedbyjake.bsky.social
Relish
FIVE OPEN THINGS OF BUDGET MAYO IN MY FRIDGE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
jakethemag.com
April 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Pretty stoked to have two of my poems up on JAKE today. Missing your mom? Absolutely *not* missing your ex? I got you!
Thanks, @publishedbyjake.bsky.social
Thanks, @publishedbyjake.bsky.social
Always a good evening!
**Note: new location for our Stammtisch event next week!**
Join us at Keith Bar in Neukölln starting at 20:00
Open to all!
Join us at Keith Bar in Neukölln starting at 20:00
Open to all!
April 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Always a good evening!
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Two Irish citizens ordered to leave Germany over pro-Palestinian protests despite no convictions.
Two Irish citizens ordered to leave Germany over pro-Palestinian protests despite no convictions
Lawyers say the move undermines civil liberties for EU citizens
www.irishtimes.com
April 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Two Irish citizens ordered to leave Germany over pro-Palestinian protests despite no convictions.
Watercolor of my sister and I in 1990.
March 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Watercolor of my sister and I in 1990.
Looking forward to getting cosy at @lettretage.de and enjoying the @saloneurope.bsky.social readings this evening.
March 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Looking forward to getting cosy at @lettretage.de and enjoying the @saloneurope.bsky.social readings this evening.
When your anti-literary crush JAKE wants to publish your poetry next month.
a woman in a striped shirt is making a funny face .
Alt: Tai, a character from the movie Clueless, is swooning
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When your anti-literary crush JAKE wants to publish your poetry next month.
We're doing a lil improvised, sing-a-long Little Shop of Horrors in Berlin this weekend. Can't wait playing the role that inspired my (persisting!) dentist phobia.
Drunk Classics: Little Shop of Horrors - Comedy Café Berlin
Drunk Classics presents a shit-faced retelling of the classic Broadway musical and movie – Little Shop Of Horrors! Complete with sing-alongs you’ll remember, and an improvised plot you definitely won’...
www.comedycafeberlin.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We're doing a lil improvised, sing-a-long Little Shop of Horrors in Berlin this weekend. Can't wait playing the role that inspired my (persisting!) dentist phobia.
What a weekend at @edimprovfest.bsky.social ! Always a blast to perform there and a real treat to catch sets from Convoy, Asian AF and Old Yorkers.
March 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What a weekend at @edimprovfest.bsky.social ! Always a blast to perform there and a real treat to catch sets from Convoy, Asian AF and Old Yorkers.
It happened to me: I took a gulp of old coffee instead of cola
February 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It happened to me: I took a gulp of old coffee instead of cola
Dreamed I was playing with a huge, New York rat 😊
Awoke to Earth's continued demise and no rat 😣
Awoke to Earth's continued demise and no rat 😣
February 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Dreamed I was playing with a huge, New York rat 😊
Awoke to Earth's continued demise and no rat 😣
Awoke to Earth's continued demise and no rat 😣
Art's the best.
Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.
tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...
tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...
February 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Art's the best.