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“Honestly, he can also keep the private gym he built for himself at City Hall too – I already get plenty of exercise between all the walking and lifting up my daughter.”
Katie Wilson Assures Bruce Harrell She Just Wants the Seattle Mayor’s Office, Not Parking Spot: tinyurl.com/yc3twhwy
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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In the 15th inning of tonight's ALDS, my beloved Humpy the salmon won his first ever victory in the Mariners' salmon race.

A half an inning later, the Mariners finished it all off. Coincidence?

www.mlb.com/mariners/fan...
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Crying screaming throwing up

Normal feelings as a Mariners fan
Mina, how we feeling?
October 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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The @guardian publishes the names of Gaza children killed by Israel. 18,457 and growing.

(“Does not include thousands still buried under the rubble”) www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
And Muñoz just beat all the stat geeks. Let’s go #Mariners
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Extra innings. Ugh. But this catch.
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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JULIOOOOOO

MARINERS STRIKE FIRST
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
60 from both sides of the plate & a catcher. As a person who has unused World Series ticket strips from 2001, I absolutely know this game is brutal. But tridents up, and Cal is the MVP #Mariners
September 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Man if you thought I was annoying before with my Mariners skeets you might as well strap in because THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Unfuckingbelievable

Robles❤️ #Mariners
September 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Making the honorable choice might mean losing some money. But having history remember you as a quisling to fascists and a traitor to human rights? That's a vastly greater defeat.

view.newsletters.cnn...
2/2
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Nail on the fucking head.
August 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I’m trying to figure out the right way to say this, because: Look, the CPB closing is devastating, and I don’t in any way want to blow even a wisp of smoke that it isn’t. But twice today, I’ve seen people express how sad they are that all of public television and radio is over. Not true! (1/3)
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I'm gonna need the Mariners social team to REALLY be on top of the Geno reunion. We need every single angle, hug, sound bite, EVERYTHING.
July 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Photo by Ken Griffey Jr. 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I used it to do this...
July 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yes please.
July 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I'm already seeing centrists and leftists sniping at each other but the blame for this is 100% on the Republicans. This is what they do with power and it is imperative that we work together to keep them as far from it as possible, forever.
July 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Vile. Absolutely, unbelievably vile.
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This is Nick Begich (R-Alaska). If he votes for the bill,
37,000 of his constituents lose access to their healthcare.
27,000 of his constituents lose access to their food assistance.
578 energy jobs in his district will disappear.
July 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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In French chat gpt sounds like "chatte j'ai pété" which means "pussy I farted". Every time a French person talks about chat gpt it sounds like they are saying "pussy I farted"

We don't talk about this enough
June 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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From what I hear they’re out in full force today. Stay safe LA friends. Eat shit pigs.
Just witnessed my first “ICE” kidnapping today at 9th/Main DTLA. Masked goons with no plates took a citizen off the street with the abundant help from LAPD. An hour ago and I still feel sick
June 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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THIRTY-ONE HOMERS

IT IS JUNE 22
June 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM