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Astrocyte
@astrocytescout.bsky.social
Recovering Floridian, proud Chicagoan, amateur vinyl collector, potty mouth, former club kid, food snob, political junkie, globetrotter, doodle mom, and sculptor of future neurosurgeons. I kicked a shark once.
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Choose your own punchline joke…

What do you call an onion that rhymes?
a. Rapscallion
b. Sir Mix-Shallot
June 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
👹vs 🐘=🍿
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) — Taylor Swift has regained control over her entire body of work.
Taylor Swift has regained control of her music, buys back first 6 albums
NEW YORK (AP) — Taylor Swift has regained control over her entire body of work.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
May 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m not one of those people that doesn’t open a record but this may be too much ancestral religious trauma, drug use, prostitution, murder and cannibalism to spin casually. #ethelcain #preachersdaughtervinyl
#vinylcollector
#discogs
April 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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'Share' this post if you agree!
February 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Yeah, he went full Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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None of what you saw today was normal.

Shame on those Democrats and 'liberal media' journalists who helped normalize it.

A narcissistic insurrectionist using neo-Nazi rhetoric, who should have been disqualified from running, who should have been tried & convicted long ago, is now president again.
January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I like to think I’d be tough to break during an interrogation, but also I will literally cry if I accidentally think about what a good boy my dog is too hard so honestly idk
January 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My orange cat using her single brain cell again.
December 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Can a full moon turn cats into agents of mischief? Marina Koren investigates:
A Moon-Size Hole in Cat Research
Is the waning gibbous driving my cat insane?
www.theatlantic.com
November 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Are there any movie soundtrack vinyl collectors/film geeks here? #vinylcollection #filmgeek
November 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM