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Astrocyte
@astrocytescout.bsky.social
Recovering Floridian, proud Chicagoan, amateur vinyl collector, potty mouth, former club kid, food snob, political junkie, globetrotter, doodle mom, and sculptor of future neurosurgeons. I kicked a shark once.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Choose your own punchline joke…

What do you call an onion that rhymes?
a. Rapscallion
b. Sir Mix-Shallot
June 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
👹vs 🐘=🍿
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) — Taylor Swift has regained control over her entire body of work.
Taylor Swift has regained control of her music, buys back first 6 albums
NEW YORK (AP) — Taylor Swift has regained control over her entire body of work.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
May 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m not one of those people that doesn’t open a record but this may be too much ancestral religious trauma, drug use, prostitution, murder and cannibalism to spin casually. #ethelcain #preachersdaughtervinyl
#vinylcollector
#discogs
April 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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'Share' this post if you agree!
February 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Yeah, he went full Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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None of what you saw today was normal.

Shame on those Democrats and 'liberal media' journalists who helped normalize it.

A narcissistic insurrectionist using neo-Nazi rhetoric, who should have been disqualified from running, who should have been tried & convicted long ago, is now president again.
January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I like to think I’d be tough to break during an interrogation, but also I will literally cry if I accidentally think about what a good boy my dog is too hard so honestly idk
January 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My orange cat using her single brain cell again.
December 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Can a full moon turn cats into agents of mischief? Marina Koren investigates:
A Moon-Size Hole in Cat Research
Is the waning gibbous driving my cat insane?
www.theatlantic.com
November 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Are there any movie soundtrack vinyl collectors/film geeks here? #vinylcollection #filmgeek
November 16, 2024 at 11:30 PM