Astrocyte
@astrocytescout.bsky.social
Recovering Floridian, proud Chicagoan, amateur vinyl collector, potty mouth, former club kid, food snob, political junkie, globetrotter, doodle mom, and sculptor of future neurosurgeons. I kicked a shark once.
This is the Kompromat the explains how so many republicans have been neutered or bent the knee. Trump is a monster. Riley credibly describe Snuff films, animal torture, and child rape. Please take seriously any trigger warning you see with this content. It’s credible and terrible!
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
This is the Kompromat the explains how so many republicans have been neutered or bent the knee. Trump is a monster. Riley credibly describe Snuff films, animal torture, and child rape. Please take seriously any trigger warning you see with this content. It’s credible and terrible!
It bears repeating that ICE has NO legal authority over American citizens. None. If they can’t arrest and deport citizens then they sure as hell can’t kill us either
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It bears repeating that ICE has NO legal authority over American citizens. None. If they can’t arrest and deport citizens then they sure as hell can’t kill us either
It’s okay guys, I can translate Billionaire. By “people of NYC” he means himself.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It’s okay guys, I can translate Billionaire. By “people of NYC” he means himself.
Heavy on the unprincipled. I doubt that human traffic cone has an iota of emotional or intellectual discipline to make a decision of such global consequence. Given that, AHOD is utterly terrifying.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Heavy on the unprincipled. I doubt that human traffic cone has an iota of emotional or intellectual discipline to make a decision of such global consequence. Given that, AHOD is utterly terrifying.
Why do men cry persecution when they’ve held the reins of power for centuries?
October 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Why do men cry persecution when they’ve held the reins of power for centuries?
He’s lucky they didn’t print the pic of him in his c@m stained shorts with 3 underaged girls.
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He’s lucky they didn’t print the pic of him in his c@m stained shorts with 3 underaged girls.
Can’t wait to see the knots MAGA twist themselves in to justify this one.
October 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can’t wait to see the knots MAGA twist themselves in to justify this one.
Mike Pence has entered the chat
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Mike Pence has entered the chat
One cannot unfuck what has been so corruptly fucked
September 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
One cannot unfuck what has been so corruptly fucked
Bring back public shaming.
July 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Bring back public shaming.
If they cared about punishing sexual predators so much why did they elect one?
July 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If they cared about punishing sexual predators so much why did they elect one?
I hope they get everything they want AND that I don’t.
July 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I hope they get everything they want AND that I don’t.
Guess ICE will be deporting most of Donald’s children then
June 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Guess ICE will be deporting most of Donald’s children then
1)Buy what you love. 2)You have a professional job already, so enjoy this hobby. Don’t take it or anyone else that collects records too seriously. It’s really just supposed to be fun.
June 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
1)Buy what you love. 2)You have a professional job already, so enjoy this hobby. Don’t take it or anyone else that collects records too seriously. It’s really just supposed to be fun.
There will be no further explanation 🐍🐍🐍
May 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There will be no further explanation 🐍🐍🐍
Self hate is a real thing my guy. It’s the same reason why women support the misogynistic rapist in the WH. Sometimes they think proximity to power radiates to them.
May 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Self hate is a real thing my guy. It’s the same reason why women support the misogynistic rapist in the WH. Sometimes they think proximity to power radiates to them.
A uniquely American toxic trait is thinking we’re just one lucky day away from never worrying about money again. Late stage capitalism be capitalism-ing. 🤷♀️
May 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A uniquely American toxic trait is thinking we’re just one lucky day away from never worrying about money again. Late stage capitalism be capitalism-ing. 🤷♀️
Ain’t no hate like Christian love, baby. It’s not mind-blowing at all. Religion has primed them for the cult they’re in now.
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ain’t no hate like Christian love, baby. It’s not mind-blowing at all. Religion has primed them for the cult they’re in now.