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Astralika Castle, Horny Ace Kobold!
@astralikacastle.bsky.social
Strange Transformation Enjoyer. Freaky kobold. Opinionated, but nervous.
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/pixelhead777/
Tumblr: https://astralikacastle.tumblr.com/
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"How he does it!?"
Hurray for cartoon Physics.

Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gods bless our strongest soldiers Retsupurae may they live long and happy lives
Beetus did a lot of these but this has to be my favorite.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Old sketchbook doodle of Jubei
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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the funniest thing possible happened for her having nick fuentes on her show
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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YOU HAVE TURNED MY FATHER'S HOUSE INTO A DEN OF THIEVES
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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can they make bikes that have insulated shells like cars?

I wish to traverse the night colds in safety and not overheating in my winter gear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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“Girls do not fall on the trap of feminism, don’t loose yourself in your career and studies, marry young and have many children.”

“Are you a housewife?”

“Oh no! I actually went to college and am the president of a evangelical lobbyist group”

Many such cases
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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The GOP now stands for 'Guardians of the Pedophiles.'
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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They were absolutely correct to use these slogans. Look at behavior since the protests, or when Trump showed up.

Complaining about the slogans is just a way to feel like you've scored points against activists, while pretending to still care about the issues in question.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Okay but ACAB includes David Simon.
Hard, fast rule from a veteran police reporter: Excepting anyone engaged in infiltrating a criminal conspiracy in an undercover capacity, any law officer who hides his identity from the public is a shitheel is doing vile shit and is, in fact, actively destroying the credibility of law enforcement.
This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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i haven't watched the footage yet but as a prelude i will say: i already don't want the galactic federation because i'm completely burned out on everything being part of a Military. star trek is the military. stargate is the military. call of duty obviously. most action movies
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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have you seen her?

now you have.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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"If you get bit by a preggerdragon, do you become a preggerdragon?"
"I don't think that's how pregnancy works." *FWUB!* "...I stand corrected! >/////<;;"
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Karz' shadow step ability!
#gyero.art
September 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Think of your favorite celebrity, whether they’re an actor, musician, athlete, whatever.

They’re probably pretty well-off, financially. But they are still closer to auctioning off their possessions to cover medical bills than they are to being a billionaire.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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My milkers are still hungry for more
Made by @robomaximillion.bsky.social both characters owned by the artist as well
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Sometimes Armor of Hands may come up with unusual ideas for how to keep it's wearer safe.
They can't get it harm's way if they can't move at all.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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"Oops, that could look like an innuendo..."
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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wild that SMT gave us a hyperpregnant multiboob bird girl and I have never seen porn of her
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I'm not the best at drawing fatness either, but at least I can keep trying until I get better
September 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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“But where will it end?” was the handwringing question about Me Too. A question asked by people who didn’t want it to begin.
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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you know, Valve ain't perfect, but it is refreshing as hell to see statements like this from a big corporation
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM